# It's time to officially Pit Joe Paterno and the Penn State football program.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 7, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-to-officially-pit-joe-paterno-and-the-penn-state-football-program/602167 "2011-11-07T14:23:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-time-to-officially-pit-joe-paterno-and-the-penn-state-football-program/602167/2437 "2012-01-31T09:01:06Z")

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> [@psychobunny](#):
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> So now you have proved you are also ignorant about the anatomy of the body and about the mechanics of sex. While I really really do not wish to sink to your level to disprove your assertions one by one, I will simply say that it is possible to lean forward during a sexual act such as you describe, which would be facilitated by the person in front bracing him- or herself against the wall with the hands so that the person thrusting would not be off-balance. The only reason I engage on the details is that I will match my medical knowledge against your “knowledge” any day and after doing a significant bit of urology I probably have a much better idea of male anatomy and function than you do as well as absolutely no problem discussing details of sexual function.

I thought you were a doctor but you’ve been posting so stupidly that I thought I must be wrong. We aren’t talking about how if the participants were in some other position man/boy anal rape could be facilitated; we are talking about people in the position that McQueary reported he had seen. I have been very clear in my analyses to describe the difficulties that a 6’3" man would encounter in trying to have anal sex with a young boy in that position.

And I’m afraid I’m at a loss to understand how your knowledge of urology makes you an expert on the physics of squat-sex. You’ve already shown you don’t know what you’re talking about with the Asian toilet scenario or the health of former football players, so I’m sure you’ll pardon me if I remain skeptical now.

Still, it would be easy enough for you or anyone else to test. Just squat down about as far relative to your height as Sandusky would have to for his, and try pumping away at a paper towel tube held in front of you. I’m not asking that you report back to me, because a) you likely wouldn’t; and b) the sickos in this thread would accuse me of getting off on it, which of course is utter bullshit substantiated by my eight year, 12,000 post history on this board which has been totally free of skeevy attempts with the board’s female posters. So, go ahead, give it a try. Bet you can’t do it for more than a few seconds before you collapse or your muscles give out.

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