# It's too hot MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
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**Created:** [April 16, 2012, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-too-hot-mmp/618939 "2012-04-16T11:19:43Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-too-hot-mmp/618939/14 "2012-04-16T15:12:45Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> Didn’t see another, so here we go…
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> It’s too hot! It’s April! What the hell is it doing kissing mid-80s? I barely tolerate summer and love winter. This does NOT please me. Barely slept last night- hot and stuffy.
> 
> So there you go… talk about weather, your silly complaints, or whatever you’d like!

I can live with it. Most of the weekend was spent on my bike, wind whipping my hair (singular - I only have one - its 12 feet long and I wrap it around my head in a clever fashion), getting rained on a little. Good tune-up for amusement park season whick starts in about 10 days with the opening of Knoebels. WOOHOO!!!

> [@The pinch hit MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pinch-hit-mmp/618243/185):
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> _Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.  
> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.  
> And all the King’s horses,  
> and all the King’s men,  
> Had aig sallit for lunch again._  
> .

The version my Dad always told me was:

_Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.  
Humpty Dumpty had a great Fall.  
But in the winter no one wanted to come outside and pay to watch some idiot sitting on a wall  
So his family ate him._  
What can I say? Genetics will out.

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