# It's Try-Out Day at the SDMB One-Trick Pony Chowder and Marching Society! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 2, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982 "2003-11-02T14:00:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/21 "2003-11-03T15:28:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fenris \* > \*\* > badchad: Probably. But if he did, he’s only half circumcised because he’s inconsistant! \*\* excellent. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/22 "2003-11-03T15:33:19Z")
Half circumsized? A _TWO_ skin? ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/23 "2003-11-03T15:52:33Z")
half skin, actually. Get a clue! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Humble\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/47e85d/32.png) [@Humble\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Humble_Servant)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/24 "2003-11-03T15:54:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fenris \* > \*\*Deeward: He is _not_. Either of them! His first single was "“Dommage Dommage”, though! I think it was about cheese. > \*\* “Dommage Dommage” was a _fromage homage_? ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/25 "2003-11-03T17:49:28Z")
Man, I opened this thread hoping it was about me. I was recently called a one trick pony by one asshole, and subsequently by another asshole parroting the first, and all I could say was “Hunh?” because the thread was subsequently closed. I was hoping this would be chance to rebut the assholes. (Hah! re **BUTT** the **ASS** holes! This material is copyrighted.) ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/26 "2003-11-03T17:55:17Z")
Man, I opened this thread hoping it was about me. I was recently called a one trick pony by one asshole, and subsequently by another asshole parroting the first, and all I could say was “Hunh?” because the thread was subsequently closed. I was hoping this would be chance to rebut the assholes. (Hah! re **BUTT** the **ASS** holes! This material is copyrighted.) ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/27 "2003-11-03T20:11:55Z")
wow, that was quite an OP. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/28 "2003-11-09T05:25:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fenris \ ***Dijon** : I’m pretty sure that Hiryuu managed to get his sentence structure correct much of the time. He never made _sense_, mind you, but the sentences were put together correctly. Weren’t they? Ehh…you’re probably right. Perhaps it was the conceptual senselessness of them that made them seem structurally incoherent. Plus most of his posts were written by that Dan Winter guy he kept linking to, anyway. Great thread. Brought back lotsa memories, you bastard. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/29 "2003-11-09T12:25:35Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217790&perpage=50&pagenumber=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217790&perpage=50&pagenumber=1) You need to try that one. Andy has moved beyond just accusing Kay Kay of wanting him dead to proclaiming that all feminists want all men dead. It’s kind of touching in a way; he’s sort of like a walking Godwin stereotype. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/30 "2003-11-09T12:29:21Z")
I believe Hiryuu _was_ Dan Winter. ---
**Author:** ![paperbackwriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@paperbackwriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paperbackwriter)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/31 "2003-11-11T00:07:42Z")
[totally uncalled-for hijack] After reading **jinwicked** ’s new comix, I think that it’d be great if she and **Fenris** collaborated on the next report. Imagine: the Illustrated Spectacular! issue of the SDMBOTPMS. Fenris could do all the Stan Lee impressions he wanted. [/totally uncalled-for hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/32 "2003-11-11T03:26:26Z")
Does the Marching Society need a kettledrummer? _[Note: **Governor Quinn** is neither a one-trick pony nor a kettledrummer.]_ ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/33 "2003-11-11T14:00:18Z")
And you, Fenris, are the other reason ;). I haven’t been around much lately…who is this KayKay chick? I have a feeling I’d like to know… ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/34 "2003-11-11T20:35:15Z")
> [@](#): > > Fenris, **Dooku** , Reeder, LouisB, Squishy, and anyone else that thought they were so fucking clever when they insulted me - I haven’t forgotten you either. Your times will come. Phew! For a minute this morning I thought I had been added to the One-Trick Pony Society over the weekend! > [@](#): > > I do recall some passing sock puppet claiming that it, King Nifty and Uekte were all the same person, secret alter egos of some poster whose real name we’re all supposed to know and respect … my guess is that it’s actually someone whose real name we all know and snigger at, but what do I know. Here it is from **Desmostylus** ’ link: > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by King Nifty_ > I have at least two more socks with several hundred posts each. > > \ > > Yes, that’s right - Uekte lives in two other posters that you all think are “normal” people who would never hate old fucktards. Well, like I said, normal people think like I do. SHOCKING!!! > > My socks will enjoy bringing down the enjoyment of your little sanctuary with my “horrible” attitude for years to come. Oh yes, I will. So, apparently he still has two sock minions laying in ambush to ruin our “sanctuary” - interesting word choice, there - I’d say **Fenris** was right about his “Logan’s Run” tossing material. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/35 "2003-11-13T12:18:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weird\_AL\_Einstein \* > \*\*And you, Fenris, are the other reason ;). I haven’t been around much lately…who is this KayKay chick? I have a feeling I’d like to know… \*\* She was a one-note wonder who liked to give blowjobs. Seriously. That was it. “I like giving blowjobs”. “There’s something wrong with people who don’t like giving blowjobs”. “I’ve got the world’s best blowjob techniques”, etc. When people tried talk to her about something else) she pitted them. She had a major meltdown and IIRC, had a couple o’ sockpuppets. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/36 "2003-11-14T05:20:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\ ***Fenris** , I think you may have missed a few minutes of that meeting. In the beginning [**Satifying Andy Licious**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=217790) accused **Kay Kay** of [wanting him dead.](http://www.ai.mit.edu/~shivers/rants/scum.html) \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by margin \* > \*\*[You need to try that one.](http://www.equityfeminism.com/articles/2002/000110.html) Andy has moved beyond just accusing Kay Kay of wanting him dead to proclaiming that all feminists want all men dead. It’s kind of touching in a way; he’s sort of like a walking Godwin stereotype. \*\* Girls, girls, girls. It appears your slander is redounding to scant effect. I have never spoken with a poster named KayKay. Indeed, as far as I know, the only cocksuckers I have talked with on this board are you two. As for anyone wishing death on anyone, the closest I’ve ever come to suggesting such a thing was when I said your hum-jobs were to die for. And so reasonably priced, too. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/37 "2003-11-14T05:23:12Z")
Um, **Andy** , the way this works is **Fenris** writes your dialogue for you. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/38 "2003-11-14T05:24:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shodan \* > \*\*Welcome back, **Fenris** - you were missed. > > Regards, > Shodan \*\* Shouldn’t we be suggesting **margin** for the one-trick pony meeting? Why? Sorry, I don’t have a cite. ---
**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/39 "2003-11-14T12:31:32Z")
That’s the problem with Andy. He’s got his arse confused with the font of all knowledge. > [@](#): > > Now, the disclaimer. When some answers a lengthy post with nothing more than a demand for a cite, it’s usually regarded as trollish behavior or stupidity.I won’t guess which are at work with you. But all the topics mentioned here are known to anyone who has paid cursory attention, so demanding cites for matters of common knowledge displays an undue fondness for grade-school Usenet wars. Especially egregious is you demanding a cite for NOW’s anti-father initiatives because we have already discussed this on a different thread. If that doesn’t border on trolling, I don’t know what does. > > In sum, this poster is not responsible for readers who have their heads either in the sand or up their arses. When troubleshooting your “cite” reflex, please first check that your head in upright and in the proper position ``` Andy's my new favorite 'necessity for feminism' example. He makes Rush Limbaugh look like Susan Faludi. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982/40 "2003-11-14T13:47:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > **As for anyone wishing death on anyone, the closest I’ve ever come to suggesting such a thing was when I said your hum-jobs were to die for.** Then what did you mean when you posted the following? > [@](#): > > Feminism has a long and cherished tradition of hoping for a female-only society, thus advocating a Final Solution for the male problem. Many have taken as their ideal the Amazons, women who allegedly killed male babies in order to maintain the purity of their race. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-try-out-day-at-the-sdmb-one-trick-pony-chowder-and-marching-society/210982.md?page=3)