# It's very wrong, and she's very bad, but I find leash girl to be quite attractive **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957 "2004-05-13T14:31:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/1 "2004-05-13T14:31:06Z")
I’m vaguely ashamed, but I think Private England is quite cute in a hardcore dykey kind of way. [Pvt England](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/cpress/20040512/capt.w051221a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/2 "2004-05-13T14:33:06Z")
:eek: _Looks at link_ :eek: Just… :eek: _checks again_ Oh man. :eek: _backs away slllloowwly_ ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/3 "2004-05-13T14:37:37Z")
:dubious: I guess that…some people have…unique tastes and…um, well whatever floats your boat there, **astro** ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/4 "2004-05-13T14:40:43Z")
[Austin Powers] It’s a man baby! [/Austin Powers] ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/5 "2004-05-13T14:48:59Z")
I think you forgot your glasses again, astro. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/6 "2004-05-13T14:58:41Z")
> [@astro](#): > > I’m vaguely ashamed, but I think Private England is quite cute in a hardcore dykey kind of way. > > [Pvt England](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/cpress/20040512/capt.w051221a.jpg) Only “vaguely ashamed?” ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/7 "2004-05-13T15:04:17Z")
> [@plnnr](#): > > Only “vaguely ashamed?” The lizard brain part of one’s mentality governing who you find cute, or not, only has a limited shame capacity. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/8 "2004-05-13T15:10:42Z")
Well, for starters (at least on the interview I saw), one eyebrow is much heavier than the other. She’s got nothing going in the braincell department, i.e., she’s doing the stereotypical Kentuckian image a disservice, and she’s passing responsibility off to her evil overlords, which doesn’t fly in my book. You have terrible taste in sadists, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/9 "2004-05-13T15:16:15Z")
I’ve seen some cute, Meg Ryan-y headshots of her, but the one you linked to makes her look like Danny from _The Partridge Family_! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/10 "2004-05-13T15:18:51Z")
Suit yourselves, but personally, I find total fucking idiocy to be quite a turn off, regardless of the body it inhabits. ---
**Author:** ![oceans\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b2d939/32.png) [@oceans\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oceans_11)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/11 "2004-05-13T15:23:50Z")
> [@astro](#): > > I’m vaguely ashamed, but I think Private England is quite cute in a hardcore dykey kind of way. Apparently, [you’re](http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/20802.htm) not the only one. > [@](#): > > “She was having sex with numerous partners. It appeared to be consensual,” said a lawmaker who saw the photos. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/12 "2004-05-13T15:30:49Z")
Might I just add: _ **Gaaaaaa!!** _ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/13 "2004-05-13T15:33:15Z")
I think she was thrilled to be at the other end of that leash. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/14 "2004-05-13T15:33:28Z")
It’s ok **astro** , more for the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/15 "2004-05-13T15:43:40Z")
Shit, that’s nothing. Anyone else remember the former Doper who thought OBL was hot? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/16 "2004-05-13T16:00:57Z")
> [@ruadh](#): > > Anyone else remember the former Doper who thought OBL was hot? :eek: :eek: :eek: You’re kidding, right? Please tell me you’re kidding. [sub]Although in my heart of hearts I know you’re not. I’ve seen just too much bizarre stuff lately to expect that there are any limits anymore…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/17 "2004-05-13T16:01:35Z")
Yes, yes I do and did she ever catch a rash of shit for that one. I’m not going to mention her name because I just checked and she’s still around. Her timing was not good, having expressed that sentiment as people were still reeeling from the shock of the event and supersaturated with outrage. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/18 "2004-05-13T16:06:58Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > I’ve seen some cute, Meg Ryan-y headshots of her, but the one you linked to makes her look like Danny from _The Partridge Family_! Personally, I think it’s rather more like Smeagol. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/19 "2004-05-13T16:11:19Z")
So **that’s** what “eye of the beholder” means. ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/20 "2004-05-13T16:31:37Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > I’ve seen some cute, Meg Ryan-y headshots of her, but the one you linked to makes her look like Danny from _The Partridge Family_! YES! THAT"S WHO IT IS!! I saw the interview that this shot came from and I kept thinking “Who does she remind me of?” Danny Bonaduce is it exactly. As for Astro’s admission of having a thing for her… It’s not to late to have a mod erase all evidence of this thread. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957.md?page=2)