# It's very wrong, and she's very bad, but I find leash girl to be quite attractive **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957 "2004-05-13T14:31:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/21 "2004-05-13T17:01:09Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m vaguely ashamed, but I think Private England is quite cute in a hardcore dykey kind of way. [Lewis Grizzard]Dayum, brother! I don’t know that I would have told that![/LG] ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/22 "2004-05-13T17:12:02Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > Well, for starters (at least on the interview I saw), one eyebrow is much heavier than the other. She’s got nothing going in the braincell department, i.e., she’s doing the stereotypical Kentuckian image a disservice, and she’s passing responsibility off to her evil overlords, which doesn’t fly in my book. > > You have terrible taste in sadists, my friend. I think her evil overlords are due for a truckload of responsibility. Laying it all on the grunts is SOP in the service, but I don’t think anybody’s buying it except maybe you. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/23 "2004-05-13T17:39:50Z")
You know seeing this thread title and the last post by **Evil Captor** is a bit disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/24 "2004-05-13T17:46:54Z")
To paraphrase [Lore](http://www.lorebrandcomics.com/threewords.html), everyone is somebody’s fetish. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/25 "2004-05-13T17:54:26Z")
> [@jk1245](#): > > YES! THAT"S WHO IT IS!! > > I saw the interview that this shot came from and I kept thinking “Who does she remind me of?” Danny Bonaduce is it exactly. > > As for Astro’s admission of having a thing for her… It’s not to late to have a mod erase all evidence of this thread. So what are you so afraid of? Are you afraid that you’re not sure of, a love there is no cure for? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/26 "2004-05-13T17:55:37Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > I think her evil overlords are due for a truckload of responsibility. Laying it all on the grunts is SOP in the service, but I don’t think anybody’s buying it except maybe you. Oh, believe me…I hold the evil overlords responsible – to an even greater degree. But that doesn’t get The Eyebrow Princess off the hook, either. When an evil overlord asks you to do something so blantantly wrong, you say NO. I don’t give a flying fuck who they are. ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/27 "2004-05-13T17:56:47Z")
What I find most disturbing is that this person is going to be a mother in just a few months. I wonder if they let your kids visit you in Leavenworth. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/28 "2004-05-13T18:05:32Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > [Lewis Grizzard]Dayum, brother! I don’t know that I would have told that![/LG] HA! Damn, I miss Lewis Grizzard. ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/29 "2004-05-13T18:36:54Z")
**She’s got nothing going in the braincell department, i.e., she’s doing the stereotypical Kentuckian image a disservice, and she’s passing responsibility off to her evil overlords, which doesn’t fly in my book.** Um, wait a minute. She’s from Wes … er … Yeah, Kentucky. Born and raised in Kentucky. Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky. _walks away quickly, whistling happily that England has been pawned off on another state_ ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/30 "2004-05-13T18:37:22Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Yes, yes I do and did she ever catch a rash of shit for that one. I’m not going to mention her name because I just checked and she’s still around. We must be thinking of different people, because the poster I’m thinking of, **Lucky** , hasn’t logged in since 2001. So, I figured it wouldn’t hurt to link to the [thread in question.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=87259) Speaking for myself, I found it funny more than anything else. I mean, I know that the timing was REALLY bad, but something about it was funny, in a highly perverse kind of way. ---
**Author:** ![jlzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@jlzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jlzania)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/31 "2004-05-13T18:59:13Z")
I saw her in a brief news interview and the impression that I got was of a rather stupid, sly woman who had been advised to repeat “Orders from on high,Orders from on high…” whenever she was questioned. For some reason, she struck me as the sort of person who’d probably get off an leading a man around on a leash and worst. An all round Ilsa Koch kinda girl. ---
**Author:** ![ebok47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@ebok47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ebok47)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/32 "2004-05-13T20:28:14Z")
Ya know…I think she’s kinda cute, too. somewhat evil and stupid, yes, but cute. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/33 "2004-05-13T20:34:08Z")
> [@Abbie Carmichael](#): > > **She’s got nothing going in the braincell department, i.e., she’s doing the stereotypical Kentuckian image a disservice, and she’s passing responsibility off to her evil overlords, which doesn’t fly in my book.** > > Um, wait a minute. She’s from Wes … > > er … > > Yeah, Kentucky. Born and raised in Kentucky. Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky. > _walks away quickly, whistling happily that England has been pawned off on another state_ Damn! You’re right. I was going on Mr. Kalhoun’s less-than-accurate info. Consider her hand-delivered back to Wes… (we’ll just call it Wes for our purposes here, ok?) ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/34 "2004-05-13T21:06:09Z")
Danny Bonaduce? I think the photo looks more like Lou Diamond Phillips. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/35 "2004-05-13T21:15:54Z")
It’s like Danny Bonaduce and Lou Diamond Philips had a son. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/36 "2004-05-13T21:31:09Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > It’s like Danny Bonaduce and Lou Diamond Philips had a **son**. Thanks to this little gag, I now have to explain to my wife how it is that I came to wet my pants at work! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Green\_Feather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_Green\_Feather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Green_Feather)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/37 "2004-05-13T21:33:24Z")
> [@astro](#): > > I’m vaguely ashamed, but I think Private England is quite cute in a hardcore dykey kind of way. > > [Pvt England](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/cpress/20040512/capt.w051221a.jpg) That has to be the worst picture of her I’ve seen so far. I didn’t see the interview so I can’t comment on that, but there are a couple of pictures that show her to be … well … cute! There, I said it! Oh, and thanks to everyone for the Partridge Family flashback! ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/38 "2004-05-13T21:37:21Z")
dude… I think we need to take up a collection and get my boy **astro** out to the \*Moonlight Bunny Ranch \* or sumthin’… Maybe some good ol’ all-american store-bought sex can get THOSE perverted thoughts outta his pore haid! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/39 "2004-05-13T21:39:28Z")
> [@jlzania](#): > > An all round Ilsa Koch kinda girl. Heh. “She-Wolf of the 372nd MP Company.” Heh. ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/40 "2004-05-13T21:46:08Z")
This may be of interest to no one but Astro, but apparently his dainty object of affection i[appears in an as yet unreleased sex tape with other soldiers.](http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/20802.htm) Granted, the NY Post is a weak source, but still I hope it’s not true. I have no interest in seeing this teenage boy naked. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957.md?page=3)