# It's very wrong, and she's very bad, but I find leash girl to be quite attractive **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957 "2004-05-13T14:31:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/41 "2004-05-13T21:47:46Z")
Pictures of her have appeard on other places I browse and I’ve just decided - I find her repulsive. _despite_ what she did. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/42 "2004-05-13T22:06:15Z")
> [@verbenabeast](#): > > dude… I think we need to take up a collection and get my boy **astro** out to the \*Moonlight Bunny Ranch \* or sumthin’… I’ll pick him up at the airport, put him up in the “guest cottage”, drive him up there and even let him take a crack at the sheep if he ain’t quite “finished off” at the ranch! Anything to get _that thing_ outta his head! Some of them sheep are mighty “accomadating” (especially Mathilda), or so I hear. But they’re all damn liars, I tell ya! ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/43 "2004-05-13T22:50:56Z")
> [@oceans\_11](#): > > Apparently, [you’re](http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/20802.htm) not the only one. Oh my God. If those are the pictures that haven’t been released yet, then let them remain forever hidden from the public. ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/44 "2004-05-13T23:34:11Z")
If anything, she looks a bit like [Reese](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0073678/) from Malcolm in the Middle. I think _she’s_ the one that needs a leash on. What an ugly dog. ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/45 "2004-05-14T00:04:06Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > Damn! You’re right. I was going on Mr. Kalhoun’s less-than-accurate info. Consider her hand-delivered back to Wes… (we’ll just call it Wes for our purposes here, ok?) She was born in Ky. but her family moved to WV when she was 2. So y’all can keep her. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/46 "2004-05-14T00:14:06Z")
If I ever get horny enough to want some of that, please shoot me. ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/47 "2004-05-14T01:23:33Z")
> [@romansperson](#): > > What I find most disturbing is that this person is going to be a mother in just a few months. > > I wonder if they let your kids visit you in Leavenworth. [Jeff Foxworthy] Somebody slept with that womaan! [/Jeff Foxworthy] ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/48 "2004-05-14T01:32:44Z")
> [@Lucretia](#): > > [Jeff Foxworthy] Somebody slept with that womaan! [/Jeff Foxworthy] It apparently was one of the other MPs involved in the abuse. Her family says Spc. Charles Graner is the proud daddy-to-be. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/49 "2004-05-14T03:23:00Z")
Geez… ah… er… whoa. That’s an extraordinarily unfortunate photograph. Dang. As to Pfc. England as such, well, I could see an appeal to some segments of the population… but that would be a specialty segment. The segment that would patronize something like “Mistress Lyndie’s Dungeon of Discipline”. Replace the spike-heel knee boots with desert combat boots… And I’m now wondering if the Army may throw into the pile-on whether she (and Spc. Graner) may have conspired to deliberately get pregnant in order to get out of frontline duty ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/50 "2004-05-14T03:26:43Z")
> [@dnooman](#): > > If anything, she looks a bit like [Reese](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0073678/) from Malcolm in the Middle. I’m thinking more along the lines of [\*\*\*Mason \* \*\* Reese](http://www.venice-florida.com/graphics/corwin/corwin13b.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/51 "2004-05-14T03:30:14Z")
I think a reprimand and a couple of months in prison max is all England should get, based on what we’ve seen to date. 15 years in prison for posing for photos under orders from hre chain of command is frickin insane. ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/52 "2004-05-14T13:21:43Z")
[Mickey Gilley] Yeah, the girls all get prettier at closing time! [/Mickey Gilley] Anybody want to bet that she has a flaming skull tattooed to one breast, and “Born to Raise Hell” emblazoned on the other? Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/53 "2004-05-14T13:52:35Z")
Oh the irony! A dog walking a human. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Lance_Murdoch)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/54 "2004-05-14T14:18:37Z")
We know she’s brainless toad with no moral compass whatsoever and that can’t help but affect our impression of attractive she is. If she had done none of this and we were just to see her picture I’ll bet lots of people would think she was attractive. She has a nice face and a cute mouth (no, that’s NOT a Deliverance reference). However, I saw an interview with her and her hair looked like she styled it with a lawn mower. She’s better looking than our newest American, Pamela Anderson. ---
**Author:** ![LibrarySpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LibrarySpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LibrarySpy)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/55 "2004-05-14T14:34:28Z")
I, too, find leash girl attractive… She looks similar to [Maren Meinert](http://sportserver.nandomedia.com/ips_rich_content/513-maren.jpg), currently the top female soccer player in the world. Chipmunk-cheeked, mouth-breathing butches, come! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/56 "2004-05-14T14:51:00Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > I’m thinking more along the lines of [\*\*\*Mason \* \*\* Reese](http://www.venice-florida.com/graphics/corwin/corwin13b.jpg). You’re _freakin’_ me out, man! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/57 "2004-05-14T14:53:15Z")
> [@Rysler](#): > > I, too, find leash girl attractive… She looks similar to [Maren Meinert](http://sportserver.nandomedia.com/ips_rich_content/513-maren.jpg), currently the top female soccer player in the world. > > Chipmunk-cheeked, mouth-breathing butches, come! I can almost here the both of ‘em howlin’ at the moon. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/58 "2004-05-14T15:09:22Z")
Evil Captor, nothing she did was under order. She enjoyed playing the big bully along with the rest of them. It’s written all over her face. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/59 "2004-05-14T16:00:49Z")
> [@TwistofFate](#): > > Evil Captor, nothing she did was under order. She enjoyed playing the big bully along with the rest of them. It’s written all over her face. Of course, she could have both been ordered to do that stuff, and also enjoyed it. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957/60 "2004-05-14T17:08:50Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > Of course, she could have both been ordered to do that stuff, and also enjoyed it. She also may not have even known she would enjoy it, or how much she’d enjoy it, before she got swept into it. In any event, guesses as to her psychological state are just that … guesses. You really don’t know what she was thinking when she was at Abu Ghraib. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-very-wrong-and-shes-very-bad-but-i-find-leash-girl-to-be-quite-attractive/244957.md?page=4)