# It's wrong to judge a person on how they look, but...

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**Created:** [February 20, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634 "2016-02-20T19:00:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/21 "2016-02-21T01:18:20Z")

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> [@Eliahna](#):
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> I see your Ted Cruz, and I raise you [Christopher Pyne](https://youtu.be/Hc9NRwp6fiI), the man with the most punchable face in Australian politics, and a personality to match.

But…he _fixed_ it! What more do you want??

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/22 "2016-02-21T05:40:15Z")

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Oh, man, that’s your next president.

They called Obama an ape, Dubya a chimp, Bubba a fat slob, Reagan an airhead, and well, remember Nixon?

Crap, Ted might be ugly enough to win\* two\* terms.

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/23 "2016-02-21T07:59:28Z")

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I actually have no problem with how he looks. It’s his sanctimonious, craven, pandering way of talking to get political attention that makes him such a jackass. And that’s why everyone in the Senate hates him, too.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/24 "2016-02-21T08:15:18Z")

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Cruz also has a striking resemblance to Joe McCarthy. Do an image search for Ted Cruz and Joseph McCarthy and you’ll see dozens of side-by-side pics of them that people have posted.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/25 "2016-02-21T11:27:28Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Pfffft. Hillary’s an ol’ lady. Or a mature woman, if you prefer. Her looks are no worse and quite a bit better than the general run of ol’ ladies. Also she looked great when she was a YOUNG lady; look at some of her pix from Wellesley or Yale Law School.

It’s probably made up, but I remember reading an article about Bill, asking what the two of them debated about in college. He supposedly answered, “I didn’t start dating her because of her debate skills” or something like that. Even when chasing someone smart like Hilary, Bill’s other brain was doing all the thinking.

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/26 "2016-02-21T15:31:55Z")

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I’d like to say that the OP is very small minded when it comes to Cruz. The man has multiple talents and would easily nail any audition that called for a twit, a twat, a git, a snot, or a prat.

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/27 "2016-02-21T15:35:02Z")

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He does have a face you couldn’t hit just once, doesn’t he?

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/28 "2016-02-21T16:14:11Z")

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Wouldn’t have to, the dismay and shock upon meeting me, and discovering that a DFH was so much smarter than he is…that would be enough to feed my soul through many a dark and forbidding night.

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**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/29 "2016-02-21T17:56:04Z")

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Physiognomy has been making a minor comeback in recent years. I disagree with the OP, though. Cruz doesn’t look dumb at all, he looks creepy. Wouldn’t be a surprise if he had some bodies buried in a basement somewhere

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**Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/30 "2016-02-21T18:02:51Z")

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He does look creepy… And smelly.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/31 "2016-02-21T18:15:54Z")

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I always thought Cruz looked like a low-level 1920’s-era gangster. I can see him in a fedora and a pinstripe suit shouting “take that, ya’ lousy coppers!” while emptying his Tommy gun into a police wagon.

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**Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/32 "2016-02-22T00:17:27Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> You gotta wonder what’s inside the people that vote for him.

Spiders, so I’ve heard.

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**Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/33 "2016-02-22T01:28:37Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> Cruz also has a striking resemblance to Joe McCarthy. Do an image search for Ted Cruz and Joseph McCarthy and you’ll see dozens of side-by-side pics of them that people have posted.

It’s not just the physical resemblance. He’s a similar kind of asshole.

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**Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/34 "2016-02-22T10:31:17Z")

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It’s interesting that Cruz’s handlers didnt work on this because politicians employ professional image consultants that go over everything they say and wear and setup every picture to hide any blemishes. That is why John Kerry had botox and one can see how both Hillary and Trumps makeup hides any wrinkles or signs of age.

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**Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/35 "2016-02-22T11:05:26Z")

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Thank you for starting this thread so I didn’t have to. I know looks shouldn’t matter, but the appearances of some of the candidates this time around (especially in the photos CNN likes to run) are downright frightening. Those pouches under Trump’s eyes are not only oddly enormous, they are a funny color.

Cruz always looks to me like he’s just guiltily removed a thick application of mascara and ruby red lipstick. Somehow in my mind’s eye I see him with pursed lips, making moist kissy noises, eyelids all a-flutter. And hey, if that were his thing, I wouldn’t begrudge him his little pleasures. Except in his case I _would_, because he’d be so intolerant of that behavior in anyone else.

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**Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/36 "2016-02-22T15:31:08Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> If someone were to ever revive [The Munsters…](http://40.media.tumblr.com/a605820f97cfcd44e34fe3f86d0ece82/tumblr_o11jlth1Mu1qbn1vmo1_1280.jpg)

[QUOTE=billfish678]

I’ve always called him Uncle Fester myself as well…

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That’s not Uncle Fester that’s Grandpa Munster

[QUOTE=nearwildheaven]

They resemble each other almost as much as Crud and Eddie Munster.

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No that’s not… OK just forget it.

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**Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/37 "2016-02-22T17:30:11Z")

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Hear is a natural reaction to affection from Rafael Edward Cruz

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/gplpSfaouP8/maxresdefault.jpg "Ted Cruz kisses his daughter... it doesn't go well - BBC Newsnight") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gplpSfaouP8)

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**Post date:** [February 22, 2016, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/38 "2016-02-22T23:48:31Z")

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[quote=“boytyperanma, post:37, topic:746634”]

Hear is a natural reaction to affection from Rafael Edward Cruz

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That’s so cringeworthy. 😃

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**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/39 "2016-02-23T15:06:37Z")

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Many pictures of Cruz make me think “[uncanny valley](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley)”: he looks _kind of_ human, but _not quite._

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**Post date:** [February 23, 2016, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-wrong-to-judge-a-person-on-how-they-look-but/746634/40 "2016-02-23T15:55:38Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Whenever I see Ted Cruz, I think I’m looking at [Tim Calhoun](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEYBLPdUMAAynG0.jpg), the presidential candidate played by Will Forte on SNL.

Nailed it. Exactly the one I was thinking of.

“In conclusion, and in summary, vote for me, Ted Cruz. Isn’t it about time America had a president with two extra toes and webbed feet?”

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