# It's Your Birthday, Euty, and I Just Thought You Should Know.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2002, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521 "2002-10-09T13:18:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/1 "2002-10-09T13:18:36Z")
…that there is a \*HUGE \*SLIMY \*Monster of the DEEP \*who is SNEAKING UP behind you on its WEBBED FEET [sub](try to stay calm)[/sub] and right now it is _REACHING_ one SOGGY paw [sup]toward your unprotected left shoulder[/sup] as its GROTESQUE mouth _S L O W L Y_ forms the AWFUL words… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope you have a wonderful birthday, hon…and thanks for all you do for us! ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/2 "2002-10-09T13:23:13Z")
I have no idea what **Scotti** is talking about, but I have some big skanky birthday love for you, **Euty** baby! Happy Birthday Mod of the God (Unca Ceece, that is)! ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/3 "2002-10-09T13:41:39Z")
I _know_ this is another birthday thread, and they waste bandwidth, hamster feet, all that – but for **Euty** I just have to say Happy Birthday, many more of 'em, and have a fantastic day! Great OP, **Scotticher**! ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/4 "2002-10-09T14:05:18Z")
Happy Birthday! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/5 "2002-10-09T14:15:17Z")
Happy Birthday from all the females who wish they were with you today! 😉 🙂 :o 🆒 :mad: 😕 :eek: ☹ 😃 😛 :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/6 "2002-10-09T15:15:18Z")
**Happy Birthday, Euty!!** ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/7 "2002-10-09T15:24:09Z")
Happy Birthday to the Mod who is absolutely, positively at the top of my “wanna meet” list. [sub]this isn’t a suck up - I really do mean it![/sub] \ And in honor of your special day, I won’t drag out my accordion and play it. Yes, my admiration for you knows no bounds! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/8 "2002-10-09T15:35:59Z")
Happy enhanced oldness, **Euty**! 🙂 [sub](Oh no! He’s gaining on me!)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/9 "2002-10-09T15:48:42Z")
Happy birthday sweetie. **many multiple birthday smooches** ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/10 "2002-10-09T15:54:20Z")
Happy Bday, **Euty**! Damn, **Scotti** , that’s a lotta coding. How long did it take ya? And how many previews? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/11 "2002-10-09T23:17:10Z")
Thanks, everyone … and a special ::smoooch:: to Scotti for starting this thread. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/12 "2002-10-09T23:57:51Z")
Happy Birthday, Euty! ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/13 "2002-10-09T23:58:36Z")
Happy Birthday, and thanks for helping to make this Board what it is – the best place to kill time on the net! CJ ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/14 "2002-10-10T00:26:36Z")
sorry, we are **all** lining up now for a smooch of our own vanilla, who has brought brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts for you!😉 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/15 "2002-10-10T00:30:11Z")
\< getting in line \> I know that confetti isn’t necessarily smooch-worthy, but can I at least hope for a friendly peck on the cheek? A warm handshake? A little crumb of birthday cake?? ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/16 "2002-10-10T01:23:35Z")
Eutychus, HUZZAH! Happy birthday to the bestest mod in the whole wide world! ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/17 "2002-10-10T01:38:07Z")
St. Eutychus, all bells ringin’ out for yer B’day! May each sweet deed you’ve done for everyone here add another year to your fine life. I owe ya about 35 years. Muchos Smoochos! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/18 "2002-10-10T02:10:13Z")
A very happy birthday to you, **Euty**! ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/19 "2002-10-10T02:21:33Z")
Happy Birfday! May the hair on your toes never fall out! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521/20 "2002-10-10T02:59:38Z")
**Happy Birthday!** _sets off fireworks_ * * * * * * * * * [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-your-birthday-euty-and-i-just-thought-you-should-know/131521.md?page=2)