# Ivana Trump's Body Lies a-Moulderin' in the Grave **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 14, 2023, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivana-trumps-body-lies-a-moulderin-in-the-grave/988566 "2023-08-14T16:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivana-trumps-body-lies-a-moulderin-in-the-grave/988566/21 "2023-08-14T21:57:16Z")
> [@](#): > > The grave is now so overgrown and unkempt it is barely visible. How the hell can Trump justify this? If it’s a golf course hazard specially dedicated to her? “I hit into the Ivana rough but still got down in two strokes.” ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivana-trumps-body-lies-a-moulderin-in-the-grave/988566/22 "2023-08-14T22:06:10Z")
Why can’t the goats keep the area grazed? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivana-trumps-body-lies-a-moulderin-in-the-grave/988566/23 "2023-08-14T22:06:35Z")
I wonder if this tweet is factually accurate: > They’re charging her estate for burial costs, maintenance fees > & membership fees. Charging membership fees for a dead body in a grave? I would not put it past Don the Con. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivana-trumps-body-lies-a-moulderin-in-the-grave/988566/24 "2023-08-14T22:18:55Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/7uQNPS9v_VU/hqdefault.jpg "Under Our New Price Structure... (The Simpsons)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uQNPS9v_VU) ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivana-trumps-body-lies-a-moulderin-in-the-grave/988566/25 "2023-08-14T22:25:23Z")
I don’t know what was in that coffin, but I’ve always assumed it wasn’t her ashes. I figure they’re on Ivanka’s mantle. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivana-trumps-body-lies-a-moulderin-in-the-grave/988566/26 "2023-08-15T01:44:38Z")
> [@Cazzle](#): > > I don’t know what was in that coffin, but I’ve always assumed it wasn’t her ashes. I figure they’re on Ivanka’s mantle. - 🎶 The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind. 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivana-trumps-body-lies-a-moulderin-in-the-grave/988566/27 "2023-08-15T02:05:24Z")
> [@Cazzle](#): > > I don’t know what was in that coffin, but I’ve always assumed it wasn’t her ashes. I figure they’re on Ivanka’s mantle. the missing documents ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivana-trumps-body-lies-a-moulderin-in-the-grave/988566/28 "2023-08-16T05:34:49Z")
…but the grift keeps marching on. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivana-trumps-body-lies-a-moulderin-in-the-grave/988566/29 "2023-08-16T09:26:46Z")
I always figured it was a token gesture for Ivanka, and a way to gloat to Ivana. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivana-trumps-body-lies-a-moulderin-in-the-grave/988566/30 "2023-08-18T04:54:50Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > The golf club reportedly has a tax break for being a working farm. According to your link, the tax on the golf course would be in the neighborhood of $200K, but putting goats on the property as an excuse to call it a “farm” allows him to pay one third of one percent of that instead.        I shudder to imagine what our world would be like if wealthy people were not able to be greedy skinflint assholes. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivana-trumps-body-lies-a-moulderin-in-the-grave/988566/31 "2023-08-21T13:25:31Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I shudder to imagine what our world would be like if wealthy people were not able to be greedy skinflint assholes. I don’t think that it would stink of roasted ‘goat’… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ivana-trumps-body-lies-a-moulderin-in-the-grave/988566.md?page=1)