# I've always wanted to do this: **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 8, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663 "2004-09-08T19:19:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/1 "2004-09-08T19:19:19Z")
Now I feel brave enough to do it. _runs through thread naked as a jaybird_ ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/2 "2004-09-08T19:29:53Z")
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I am appalled…and aroused…and :looks down: …nekkid :eek: What kind of thread is this anyway? ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/3 "2004-09-08T19:46:23Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > _runs through thread naked as a jaybird_ _whistles appreciatively_ ---
**Author:** ![Toddly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@Toddly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toddly)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/4 "2004-09-08T21:01:27Z")
What a good time to do this as I just happen to have my digicam. Click …Click …Click. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/5 "2004-09-08T22:03:32Z")
::: struts in to thread, takes off clothes and runs, too ::: > [@Greenback](#): > > What kind of thread is this anyway? Hopefully its a fun thread! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/6 "2004-09-08T22:20:32Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > Hopefully its a fun thread! 😉 Is that anything like a _silly string_? 😛 : hides all the clothes : ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/7 "2004-09-08T22:38:55Z")
_Gets ruler out for judging…_😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/8 "2004-09-08T22:41:11Z")
:: sits here with a big stoopid 😃 :: :: naked as **Misstee** and **Elenia** :: :: sets the clock and waits for **Punha** to make his dash :: ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2004, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/9 "2004-09-08T23:07:58Z")
Not naked (as I don’t want anyone calling Greenpeace about a beached whale), but very appreciative of those who are. The women, at any rate. Rhapsodizing on the pulchritude of the feminine form as I lock up the office. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![wonder9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c57346/32.png) [@wonder9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonder9)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/10 "2004-09-09T00:22:43Z")
Okay, I’m a little miffed. When I first saw this thread, I thought about something I’ve always fantasized (that looks wrong but I’m too tired to do spellcheck) about. And it really, really wouldn’t go with the whole nekkid theme. But here it is… \*\*\*running, running, running…into a shop FILLED with crystal, china, lots and lots of breakables…with a big ol’ hammer—no, better yet, a SLEDGE hammer (which also doesn’t look right, but there you are) and pretty soon, crash, crinkle, tinkle, sprinkle, broken glass, pottery, little bitty figurines beheaded, chaos everywhere. And, whistling, I saunter off. Satisfied. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/11 "2004-09-09T00:36:51Z")
::Shaking my bare fat ass at the thread:: ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/12 "2004-09-09T01:21:54Z")
_Cite_, people, _cite_. How else are we gonna know you’re actually naked? We’re not psychic, you know. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/13 "2004-09-09T01:35:07Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > :: sets the clock and waits for **Punha** to make his dash :: Sorry, I was at a meeting. ::runs nekkid through thread:: ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/14 "2004-09-09T02:13:20Z")
::nervously hangs round, in my bathrobe:: ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/15 "2004-09-09T03:07:22Z")
> [@Greenback](#): > > What kind of thread is this anyway? Well, no one’s making bacon… You can be sure of that! ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/16 "2004-09-09T03:43:05Z")
Can’t, _someone_ else is using the pan. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/17 "2004-09-09T03:44:04Z")
> [@Greenback](#): > > What kind of thread is this anyway? SDMB Nudist colony. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/18 "2004-09-09T09:23:56Z")
_Also runs through the thread naked_🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/19 "2004-09-09T09:26:41Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > Now I feel brave enough to do it. > > _runs through thread naked as a jaybird_ Woah. The last time I saw someone with three nipples I was watching a Bond movie. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/20 "2004-09-09T09:30:45Z")
_runs naked through thread._ Because I can. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663.md?page=2)