# I've always wanted to do this: **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 8, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663 "2004-09-08T19:19:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sharky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Sharky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sharky)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/21 "2004-09-09T09:36:12Z")
_walks casually through thread butt nekkid, grinning at the wimmin_ ---
**Author:** ![FruitPie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@FruitPie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FruitPie)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/22 "2004-09-09T09:37:08Z")
THIS THREAD NEEDS PICTURES 🆒 Apart from Angelic Gemma,whom I’ve already seen naked.Yep,that was me in the shrubbery 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/23 "2004-09-09T09:51:18Z")
> [@FruitPie](#): > > Apart from Angelic Gemma,whom I’ve already seen naked.Yep,that was me in the shrubbery 🙂 Oh! It was _you!_ Sorry for chasing you off with a baseball bat. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FruitPie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@FruitPie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FruitPie)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/24 "2004-09-09T09:52:51Z")
I wouldnt have minded if it hadn’t been through the holly bush… But then I escaped injury free.Due to it being a girl wielding the baseball bat.The bushes got clobbered though… ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/25 "2004-09-09T12:48:24Z")
::Walks into thread with a towel around waist.:: ::Looks around hesitantly to make sure nobody is looking.:: ::Realizes that everyone in the thread is not only naked, but looking right at him! :: :eek: ::Shrugs shoulders and says, “What the hell!”. Drops his towel and strolls nakedly out into the thread.:: ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/26 "2004-09-09T12:55:42Z")
:: Running through thread, fully clothed, but with 8" Fiskars pinking shears :: \ I’m running with scissors, I’m running with scissors! \ ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/27 "2004-09-09T13:00:50Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > Now I feel brave enough to do it. > > _runs through thread naked as a jaybird_ What, I wonder, inspired this sudden bout of bravery? And how can it be distributed into the water supply? 😉 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/28 "2004-09-09T13:14:09Z")
::Begins running through thread, nekkid as the others:: ::notices that the thread is full of rocking chairs:: ::stops running immediately, backs slowly, cautiously out of thread:: 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/29 "2004-09-09T13:46:37Z")
When in Rome… **Greenback** leans casually against a tree. Let’s all just hang around and talk about the fiirst thing that comes up 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/30 "2004-09-09T13:47:26Z")
\*\*Toddly \*\* & \*\*Teaelle \*\* you may both drop the digicam and scissors, respectively. NOW please. I’m not that brave. **Sharky** : I have a stuffed shark at home. He’s the cutest thing ever. Hey **Dragwyr** , what does your name mean? I like it! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/31 "2004-09-09T13:50:21Z")
> [@mrklutz](#): > > _whistles appreciatively_ _curtsies_ Why thank you very much, kind sir. ---
**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/32 "2004-09-09T16:55:22Z")
_stands mouth agape_ _takes off clothes and starts jogging, still mouth agape_ _notices Toddly clicking his digicam, runs for cover_ ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/33 "2004-09-09T17:22:22Z")
Oh, what the hell. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you. _drops boxers_ Hope everybody’s wearing sunblock. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/34 "2004-09-09T20:26:30Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > Can’t, _someone_ else is using the pan. 😉 Hopefully not **mangeorge**. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/35 "2004-09-09T20:35:11Z")
> [@Uncommon Sense](#): > > Hopefully not **mangeorge**. :eek: Oh, ugh. I’m pleased, though, that I do know what you’re talking about. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/36 "2004-09-09T20:36:08Z")
Pictures? I am, in fact, totally naked right now save for socks, but mainly because it’s the only comfortable state of dress with the ridiculous humidity in RI right now. Ecch. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/37 "2004-09-09T20:59:25Z")
I am not going to run through this thread naked or otherwise since some people are under the mistaken impression that I’m cute and/or hot and would like to keep it that way but some cites for some of you that are would be appreciated. Most especially **Elenia** and **Angua** … if either of you are even half as attractive as you are engaging, I’m sure you’re both absolutely gorgeous. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/38 "2004-09-09T22:13:59Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > I am not going to run through this thread naked or otherwise since some people are under the mistaken impression that I’m cute and/or hot and would like to keep it that way but some cites for some of you that are would be appreciated. > > Most especially **Elenia** and **Angua** … if either of you are even half as attractive as you are engaging, I’m sure you’re both absolutely gorgeous. > > 🙂 Oh **Aesiron** , I’ve seen pictures of you from Dopefests and I think you’re absolutely adorable (and I hear you’re a real sweetheart to boot), so I don’t think you’d be doing anyone a diservice by maybe flashing a little leg, at least. However, I’m a 36 year old woman who might have a “Mrs. Robinson” complex going on, so take that for what it’s worth. 😉 As for me _running_ nekkid anywhere, it would _only_ be in a threads, where else, God forbid. Otherwise, let’s just say I don’t want people to also see me with black eyes or bruises on my knees. Plus, transparency isn’t a shade that’s usually recommended for nudity. ::: stands back though and appreciates everyone else ::: WOLF WHISTLE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/39 "2004-09-09T23:30:20Z")
You’re the third person in as many days to say I’m attractive. In your case, with your admitted yen for the younger, I’m a bit inclined to take your word but I still think the other two are insane since I doubt I’d be single if I were so cute. Thanks though. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-always-wanted-to-do-this/263663/40 "2004-09-10T03:27:13Z")
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