# I've been called a troll...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-called-a-troll/472689>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 14, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-called-a-troll/472689 "2008-11-14T09:20:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-called-a-troll/472689/141 "2008-11-19T04:17:55Z")

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:smack:

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-called-a-troll/472689/142 "2008-11-19T04:43:37Z")

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> [@freekalette](#):
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> Bwahaha, **Hostile Dialect** just got **RoOsh** ed. 😛

RoOshed. Classic.

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-called-a-troll/472689/143 "2008-11-19T07:25:34Z")

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Damn, i was hoping for a reply more along the lines of “It’s it!”, just so I could ask the question again.

But I’ll settle for the first official **Ro0shing** instead!  
😃

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-called-a-troll/472689/144 "2008-11-19T18:55:08Z")

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So still no word on the hair color? Trolls. So elusive. I feel like the Geico guy

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-called-a-troll/472689/145 "2008-11-19T20:50:39Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> How do you know I’m not a pirate?!

It doesn’t matter if you are. Pirates don’t say “mate”, they say “matey”. And “arrrgh”. “Shiver me timbers” and so forth.

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-called-a-troll/472689/146 "2008-11-19T22:03:32Z")

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> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#):
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> It doesn’t matter if you are. Pirates don’t say “mate”, they say “matey”. And “arrrgh”. “Shiver me timbers” and so forth.

He could be an Australian pirate.  
Or a Canadian Pirate with short term memory loss.  
Aye, Mate…  
…  
…  
…  
…eh!?

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-called-a-troll/472689/147 "2008-11-20T02:23:13Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> So still no word on the hair color? Trolls. So elusive. I feel like the Geico guy

A long time ago I had one of those ugly troll dolls, and it had bright pink hair. One of my cats loved it because she could hold it down and groom its pink hair endlessly.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-called-a-troll/472689/148 "2008-11-20T21:27:22Z")

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> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#):
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> It doesn’t matter if you are. Pirates don’t say “mate”, they say “matey”. And “arrrgh”. “Shiver me timbers” and so forth.

And they buckle swashes, Oops! I mean swash buckles. Oh Hell! Whatever.

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