# I've been meaning to do this for a while. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299 "2000-10-17T19:26:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/1 "2000-10-17T19:26:00Z")
Ok guys, I’m starting a virtual harem. I have little preference and persons of both sexes may join my harem. I will have some possession of you, but, you are free to go do what you wish on a day I do not request your “services.” [Lol, I need one of these IRL that’s a bit closer to me.] I shall organize you into categories and subheadings later on if I get enough applicants, but for now I’ll just ask some of you lovely people to join in service to me and my [sexual] whims. ::sits back, waiting for a new member of her harem:: ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/2 "2000-10-17T19:41:33Z")
I’ll join, just for the baths and massaging of netherparts in scented oils. Whenever I’ve read about harems, I’ve always thought that aspect of it sounded cool… ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/3 "2000-10-17T19:42:54Z")
:: Blink Blink :: Ow. My head hurts. Who hit me? What the - ? What’s up with these shackles? Where am I? And what the hell happened to my pants?! Well, **ssskuggiii** , I guess I’m in. Damn, woman! You can be quite . . . persuasive. ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/4 "2000-10-17T19:46:13Z")
Let’s see. I’m a redhead and it’s _very_ real [i dare you to try to check]. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/5 "2000-10-17T19:53:23Z")
I’m in. BTW: snow does not cause “shrinkage” ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/6 "2000-10-17T19:56:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*I’m in. > > BTW: snow does not cause “shrinkage” \*\* What’s that supposed to mean? :eek:😉 ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/7 "2000-10-17T19:57:37Z")
I’m in too, and I’m not even that far away. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/8 "2000-10-17T20:00:52Z")
I’d be honored - as long as I’m IN, not outside GUARDING…(I know what you do to those guys…) ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/9 "2000-10-17T20:10:45Z")
I think your harem might need some training. I would like to volunteer to give some dance lessons. I would also like to suggest you ask Zyada to become a trainer also. It seems that she also has some experience in this department. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/10 "2000-10-17T20:14:19Z")
Oh, that’s a great idea, little\*bit. However, I don’t mind as long as a few of them can dance if the rest are incoordinated persons in that area. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/11 "2000-10-17T20:19:35Z")
Might as well join, as my virtual fiancée has. **ssskuggiii** , you’ll be wanting me for personal calls. When I’m not with Palmyra, that is. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/12 "2000-10-17T20:22:47Z")
Well, this looks interesting. And you complain about not getting enough attention IRL. Sheesh, I think you more than make up for it here. I suppose I’m in, since I’m already your putz it’s only one step away from being your bitch. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/13 "2000-10-17T20:31:30Z")
Well, I’m not, Jess. I mean, other than getting bullshit like some guy starting in on “shake your ass, watch yourself…” while I’m at the end of a nearby line, I don’t get any attention. Ugh, I swear, the ones I want are so hard to get. At least I have my virtual indulgences. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/14 "2000-10-17T20:34:41Z")
Of course I’m in, you already knew that without having to ask:) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/15 "2000-10-17T23:24:16Z")
I’ll join if I’m excused from guard duty. I’m emotionally attached to certain items which I’d prefer to also remain physically attached to. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/16 "2000-10-17T23:31:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*At least I have my virtual indulgences. \*\* Is it just me or is there an S on the end of indulgence? I feel so CHEAP! ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/17 "2000-10-17T23:51:17Z")
I am happy to be of service to the lovely **ssskuggiii**. I am linguallydextrous, and I also give a great massage. Your most perverted wish is my command. (ok, within reason) ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/18 "2000-10-18T01:09:10Z")
Well, since I have already volunteered to be your sex Slave for Halloween, might as well join up here. Count me in. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/19 "2000-10-19T00:38:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > > \*\*At least I have my virtual indulgences. \*\* > > Is it just me or is there an S on the end of indulgence? > > I feel so CHEAP! \*\* Oh please, Paddy, you’re my Indulgence with a capital I. So there! As for the rest of you, thank you for joining. Little Nemo, there is a large difference between a member of a harem and an enuch. Enuchs are the only ones who get their balls removed. Plus I would feel wrong depriving someone of that. [Well, that and it’d look funny without that part hanging there.] ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/20 "2000-10-19T02:46:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > [Bthere is a large difference between a member of a harem and an enuch. Enuchs are the only ones who get their balls removed. Plus I would feel wrong depriving someone of that. [Well, that and it’d look funny without that part hanging there.] \*\* Wouldn’t that be a unic? At least I thought that’s what they were. Anyway, someone asked me how to spell unique the other day and I thought he said unic. 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299.md?page=2)