# I've been meaning to do this for a while.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 17, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299 "2000-10-17T19:26:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/21 "2000-10-19T02:52:09Z")

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Sure. I’m in. And I don’t even have a particularly good excuse!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/22 "2000-10-19T05:10:14Z")

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No problem, ssskuggiii, it’s just that I’ve always made it my practice to question potential employers what their policy is on castration in the workplace. Sure, I’ve probably made a few bad impressions in interviews, but I figure that’s better than having any unpleasant surprises after I accept a job offer.

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/23 "2000-10-19T05:44:01Z")

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Oh, don’t you just wish!

I’ll let you join my clique… you can bow to me, not the other way around… pervert!

Sheesh! The NERVE of some people! I’m shocked, horrified, and yes, slightly titillated… but that’s not the point…

The point is… uh, hmm… The point… Is… uh… you like leather do you?

Cool!

Now, do you have knee pads or do you want to borrow mine? 🙂

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/24 "2000-10-19T06:26:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> > [Bthere is a large difference between a member of a harem and an enuch. Enuchs are the only ones who get their balls removed. Plus I would feel wrong depriving someone of that. [Well, that and it’d look funny without that part hanging there.] \*\*
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> Wouldn’t that be a unic? At least I thought that’s what they were. Anyway, someone asked me how to spell unique the other day and I thought he said unic. 😛 \*\*

It’s **E-U-N-U-C-H** , you two!

Umm, not that I have any personal experience in the matter.

[sub]P-whipped, yes. Eunuch, no.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/25 "2000-10-19T09:57:36Z")

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Spooje is _always_ ready, willing and able to be a love slave!!! Count me in.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/26 "2000-10-19T18:50:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> \*\*Oh please, Paddy, you’re my Indulgence with a capital I. So there!  
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Hope you like my sig . . .

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/27 "2000-10-19T21:37:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DRY \*  
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> It’s **E-U-N-U-C-H** , you two!
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> Umm, not that I have any personal experience in the matter.
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> [sub]P-whipped, yes. Eunuch, no.[/sub] \*\*

Allrighty. Thanks. Now I’ll know for future reference. Not that it’s everyday I have the chance to use that word.

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/28 "2000-10-19T22:05:45Z")

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ssskuggiii, why haven’t I seen this thread untill now? Tash, can I be the head love slave?  
p.s. Why haven’t you been on AIM lately?

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/29 "2000-10-19T22:07:45Z")

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Heh, I called you ssskuggiii and Tash int he same post.

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/30 "2000-10-20T00:12:26Z")

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I’m in. Always good to have a job you enjoy. 😉

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/31 "2000-10-20T00:41:17Z")

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Well, gosh, where the heck have I been?

If it’s members for a harem you want darling, you’ve got yourself one genuine volunteer right here.

I’ll just be slinking off to my corner of fluffy pillows now, come see me as you will… 😉

~ soul

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/32 "2000-10-20T08:09:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by DRY \*  
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> > It’s **E-U-N-U-C-H** , you two!
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> > Umm, not that I have any personal experience in the matter.
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> > [sub]P-whipped, yes. Eunuch, no.[/sub] \*\*
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> Allrighty. Thanks. Now I’ll know for future reference. Not that it’s everyday I have the chance to use that word. \*\*

You will, if you open your own thread! 😉

However, I do confess that I cannot volunteer for that.

Charming as you are, I must not let anything happen to Mr. Snake and his two “pals”. :eek:

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/33 "2000-10-20T08:51:15Z")

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Oooh me, me me! ChrisP the Man-Whore at your service!  
_saluting_  
(yes, I’m at attention) heehee

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/34 "2000-10-21T14:03:55Z")

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Well, my faithful companions, I have returned after having to entertain my friend at my house for a few days, and will try to answer your questions, etc.

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> \*Originally posted by Byzantine \*  
> \*\*The point is… uh, hmm… The point… Is… uh… you like leather do you?

yes, of course

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> Now, do you have knee pads or do you want to borrow mine? 🙂 \*\*

Sweetie, I’m in volleyball. What would I do without my trusty kneepads? [That reminds me: they probably need to be washed.]

[QUOTE]  
_Originally posted by Iampunha_\*\*  
Hope you like my sig . . . \*\*  
Awww, that’s sweet. 😛 Remind me to add a gold star next to your name on my list. [No, I’m not sorting you by preference. It’s grouping [by area of experience, etc.] and randomness only.

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> _Originally posted by sx8rixtx_\*\*  
> ssskuggiii, why haven’t I seen this thread untill now? \*\*

I dunno. It’s not like I sent this out by mail. 😛

[quote]  
**Tash, can I be the head love slave?** Well, now that this question has come up, I’ll answer it for all of you: nobody is above the others. That would be mean and well, if you’re a favorite, you’ll probably have known already. I’m not treating anyone different because I like them better or worse than anyone else.

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> **p.s. Why haven’t you been on AIM lately?**

As I said, I’ve been entertaining a friend of mine while her parents were out of town and she had no ride to school.

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> _Originally posted by KKBattousai_\*\*  
> Always good to have a job you enjoy. \*\*

But of course it is.

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> _Originally posted by soulsling_\*\*Well, gosh, where the heck have I been? \*\*

Yes, where have you been, and well, didja miss me? LOL

Thank you, come again. 😃

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**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/35 "2000-10-21T14:32:18Z")

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When people say Tash, I keep thinking Tash from the Narnia books. It’s rather disturbing in the context of this thread. 🙂

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/36 "2000-10-22T04:07:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DRY \*  
> \*\*It’s **E-U-N-U-C-H** , you two! \*\*

I was watching History of The World Part One today, and during the scene when they were trying to figure out if Josephus was really a eunuch, all I could think about was that now I know how to spell that word. The Straight Dope really does fight ignorance. 😛

Now everyone can go back to fawning over Tasha.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/37 "2000-10-22T10:58:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by DRY \*  
> > \*\*It’s **E-U-N-U-C-H** , you two! \*\*
> 
> I was watching History of The World Part One today, and during the scene when they were trying to figure out if Josephus was really a eunuch, all I could think about was that now I know how to spell that word. The Straight Dope really does fight ignorance. 😛
> 
> Now everyone can go back to fawning over Tasha. \*\*

Glad to be of service–so long as I don’t have to perform “the ultimate sacrifice”

😕 ----\> :eek: ----\> ☹

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/38 "2000-10-22T14:41:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cumber \*  
> \*\*When people say Tash, I keep thinking Tash from the Narnia books. It’s rather disturbing in the context of this thread. 🙂 \*\*

Dammnit, add the A!!! It’s TashA, not Tash!!![And now for something completely different] Well, I guess you have a good point there. At the moment I’m reading this book where my name keeps popping up. It’s starting to weird me out b/c the character is starting to be more like me every time I pick it up.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-meaning-to-do-this-for-a-while/37299/39 "2000-10-22T16:01:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> \*\*At the moment I’m reading this book where my name keeps popping up. It’s starting to weird me out b/c the character is starting to be more like me every time I pick it up. \*\*

Would that be the historical “romance” (read: softcore porn) novel?

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