I’m sure that will help the offence any day now. “Green smilies on the internets! Hmmm…maybe we should try catching that ball once in a while!”
Meanwhile, in Darian Durant’s mind…“Do I thow to or away from the guys wearing the same shirt as me?”
:: long pause ::
So, how about those Blue Jays? 
Piper Cub doesn’t follow baseball.
I don’t follow football much, but I have trained both children to greet their aunt with “Go Flames Go!” She loves this. The uncle who is a Canuck fan? He is less impressed.
Currently the adult version of this phenomenon is FuckYouRidersARGH Green.
I don’t think Ken Miller will be allowed to retire until we win the Grey Cup again.
I really have created a monster.
Does he say “Stop the Stamps” at Riders-Stamps games in Regina?
Yes. he also says: “Hen-rrryyyy” and goes around telling people “Henry throws wild.”
You know that the next time I drive through Regina, all I’m going to think of while waiting at red lights, is the Piper Cub’s litany? And if I get a green, you know what I’ll be thinking.
Thank you, Piper Cub. Thank you so much.
With luck, I’ll get a lot of yellow lights. Go, Ti-Cats!
He’s a Piper Cub and need only recognize yellow.
I was reading a book about camouflage in WWII and the guys who could see their way through it were colorblind. Stuck out like a sore thumb. In general, it’s not much of a disability. Unless you are a girl, which makes it all your fault. 
ETA: Wife tested ROTC guys. If they were not pilots she, er, encouraged answers. No point in them losing a scholarship if it didn’t really hurt in the Real World.
My grandfather got transferred from the infantry to the Royal Flying Corps in WW1 on the basis of being red-green colourblind. They wanted him as an observer to be able to better recognize camouflaged German gun positions and such. It may have saved his life - I have his military papers and he was seconded to the RFC in February 1918, and received movement orders from Britain to an operational unit in France on November 9, 1918, so was out of the trenches for much of the fighting in the last year of the war and got back to the war zone just in time for the Armistice.