# I've been unfaithful again

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319 "2000-03-29T01:01:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/1 "2000-03-29T01:01:00Z")

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To the SDMB. One reason is that they block me from here at work.  
My latest find: [http://brayforum.cjb.net/](http://brayforum.cjb.net/)  
I can discuss in two languages there, andone is not Gaelic. The woman that runs it reminds me of OpalCat.  
And I’ve joined now 5 boards that require registering, plus one Yahoo.  
I may not make my 2500 posts goal here by April 🙂  
But I’m NOT LEAVING even if you all insult me now. 🙂

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/2 "2000-03-29T01:09:00Z")

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Tramp.

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**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/3 "2000-03-29T03:14:00Z")

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I’m leaving…to go to bed…with my pillow…and my wife …later…

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**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/4 "2000-03-29T03:46:00Z")

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I’ll bet you post on those other boards and pretend it’s Opalcat.

Slut.

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_…send lawyers, guns, and money…_

```
       Warren Zevon
```

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/5 "2000-03-29T06:04:00Z")

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I didn’t mean for this to happen. I was only using the search engine to find some information to answer a thread here. But I wandered on to this other website and it was really interesting and, well, one thing led to another…

I swear I was thinking about this board the whole time I was posting.

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**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/6 "2000-03-29T06:32:00Z")

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:rolleyes: Oh yeah Little Nemo, I bet that’s what you say to all the boards!!

sunbear!! :eek: How _could_you???

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“Um, according to who? Nothing more than a high brow troll, though occasionally the bi polar personality swung in a constructive direction on innocuous topics.” Omniscient

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**Author:** ![Crystalguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dbc845/32.png) [@Crystalguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crystalguy)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/7 "2000-03-29T11:07:00Z")

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**Who so ever looketh upon another board with curiosity in their heart hath already been unfaithful to the SDMB.**

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Crystalguy

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/8 "2000-03-29T11:09:00Z")

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My goodness. Cheating is one thing, but being so damn open about it?

Y’all are cheap shameless skanks, that’s what y’all are.

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**Coldfire**  
_Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _

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**WallyM7** on Coldfire:  
_ **"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."** _

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**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/9 "2000-03-29T12:15:00Z")

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In my contract with the SDMPB it was specifically an open relationship with the board. I also think moderators should ne allowed other boards where they can participate more emotionally than here where they have to hold back every smartass comment to cool things down.

Besides, Cecil has never answered my questions, not even the testicles one I tailor made for his area of expertise.

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/10 "2000-03-29T14:43:00Z")

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Now, whenever you post here, I know you’ll be thinking about the other boards. It’s just not the same.

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**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/11 "2000-03-29T17:52:00Z")

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Does Usenet count?

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I’m your only friend  
I’m not your only friend  
But I’m a little glowing friend  
But really I’m not actually your friend  
But I am

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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/12 "2000-03-30T06:06:00Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> Originally posted by Da Ace:  
> \*\*Does Usenet count?
> 
> \*\*

It all counts.

Catrandom

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/13 "2000-03-30T06:12:00Z")

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I hope you used those little rubber fingers while you posting at that other board.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/14 "2000-03-30T06:21:00Z")

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While you were posting at that other board.

I can’t help it. I’m so upset!

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**Author:** ![Stella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5fc32e/32.png) [@Stella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/15 "2000-03-29T22:47:00Z")

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_lol_ I found this page on our site tracker, didn’t recognise the address, got curious and here I am…

Having now seen Opalcat’s site, I suppose I can also understand sunbear’s comparison… _s_

Sooo… Hi from Ireland! 😉

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**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/16 "2000-03-29T23:02:00Z")

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_Stellllaaaaaa_!! (I really wish I knew how to do bolding)

Sorry, but I knew if didn’t post it someone else would.

Welcome to the board!

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/17 "2000-03-29T23:13:00Z")

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OK, add me to the ranks of the cheaters. I don’t even feel guilty about it, either. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/18 "2000-03-29T23:30:00Z")

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“I hope you used those little rubber fingers while you posting at that other board.” I use my toes only there.

Stella and OpalCat have too much time or too much power at their fingers.

But there are several differences between them which you’ll have to figure out.

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**Author:** ![Stella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5fc32e/32.png) [@Stella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/19 "2000-03-30T02:07:00Z")

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Lucretia,

That must been about the 620489315305th time I heard/read that one…

[![](http://homepage.eircom.net/~bray/guests/00grin.gif) ](http://homepage.eircom.net/~bray/guests/00grin.gif)

Thanks anyway! _s_

sunbear,

Heh, I almost feel like you’ve given them a riddle… _the differences_

So, where’s this famous OpalCat hiding?

[![](http://homepage.eircom.net/~bray/guests/00delite.gif) ](http://homepage.eircom.net/~bray/guests/00delite.gif)

_(thinks If the UBB image tag has been switched off this post is going to look really stupid…)_

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**Author:** ![Stella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5fc32e/32.png) [@Stella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-unfaithful-again/15319/20 "2000-03-30T02:08:00Z")

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Woohoo! The image tags are on!

[![](http://homepage.eircom.net/~bray/guests/00hahaha.gif) ](http://homepage.eircom.net/~bray/guests/00hahaha.gif)

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