# I've been working here for fifteen years! I have benefits!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [May 24, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-working-here-for-fifteen-years-i-have-benefits/540546 "2010-05-24T07:08:43Z")
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### Author: ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-working-here-for-fifteen-years-i-have-benefits/540546/63 "2010-05-24T16:33:33Z")

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From Sept. 8, 2009:

> [@Craigslist wankers](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/craigslist-wankers/509365/1):
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> I am selling a fairly big ticket item on Craigslist. It is very important that I sell this item, I need to pay a storage bill before they auction off pretty much everything I own.

I’d say Stan’s jealous of someone with a job and benefits.

Seriously, you called her a loser loudly enough for her to hear, and you’re pitting her for hearing you and responding? Because you call it a “private” conversation?

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