# I've been working here for fifteen years! I have benefits!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-working-here-for-fifteen-years-i-have-benefits/540546
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [May 24, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-working-here-for-fifteen-years-i-have-benefits/540546 "2010-05-24T07:08:43Z")
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### Author: ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-been-working-here-for-fifteen-years-i-have-benefits/540546/69 "2010-05-24T17:18:11Z")

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> [@Simplicio](#):
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> I believe the OP has recently found work as a [temp](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=12339201#post12339201) clerking at a grocery store after a period of unemployment . Which I’m sure is a decent job, but I’m not sure I’d choose it over an apparently fairly stable retail position at a bookstore.

> [@Stan\_Shmenge](#):
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> … years, I would shoot myself in the fucking head with a gun. Have you …

> [@Craigslist wankers](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/craigslist-wankers/509365/34):
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> I have no phone. I am just going to fucking kill myself. I have had enough.

all this lashing out is perhaps a cry for help. come mommy sayang and give you a big hug~~ 😕 don’t run! come back to the thread!

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