# I've decided to become a Cave Man **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 14, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-decided-to-become-a-cave-man/368699 "2006-08-14T17:44:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-decided-to-become-a-cave-man/368699/41 "2006-08-15T15:59:32Z")
[QUOTE=FriarTed] This is the first step to your eventually becoming a lawyer, is it not? [/QUOTE] Yes, that was [my first thought](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unfrozen_Caveman_Lawyer) too. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-decided-to-become-a-cave-man/368699/42 "2006-08-15T16:23:14Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] Hey **Smith** , once you get settled in your new digs, come on over to my place and we’ll have some cactus juice and throw some darts. My neanderthal woman will throw some bronto-burgers on the fire for us…man, neanderthal chicks are sooo hot! Did you know their hoohahs go _sideways_…? [/QUOTE] Thanks, man. I’ll drag the little woman over and we’ll party like it’s 19990 (BC). ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-decided-to-become-a-cave-man/368699/43 "2006-08-15T16:24:53Z")
[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink] Yes, that was [my first thought](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unfrozen_Caveman_Lawyer) too. [/QUOTE] So, you and **FriarTed** are mocking me, then? I announce a _major_ life-change, and you mock me? Shocking. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-decided-to-become-a-cave-man/368699/44 "2006-08-15T16:49:22Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] Perhaps becoming a Caveman is not for you, **Winston**. Perhaps you should consider becoming a Barbarian. Barbarians are allowed to use Metal, like swords & axes. Barbarians can ride on horseback. Barbarians are Fully Licensed to carry off Nubile Dancing Girls In Skimpy Outfits©. And, if you are the entrepeneur type, Barbarians can form Maurauding Barbarian Hordes® for fun & profit. [/QUOTE] I hear you can make some mad bank off the Romans that way. Then **Winston** can pay for his own Duck, with the mango salsa. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-decided-to-become-a-cave-man/368699/45 "2006-08-15T17:03:14Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve decided to become a Cave Man That’s not really a job. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-decided-to-become-a-cave-man/368699/46 "2006-08-15T17:06:33Z")
[QUOTE=matt\_mcl] That’s not really a job. [/QUOTE] That’s all right. I’ve got a job already - I’m a Systems Engineer for a software company. The whole Cave Man thing is more of a _lifestyle choice_. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-decided-to-become-a-cave-man/368699/47 "2006-08-16T02:18:52Z")
Jesus fish, I get–what is a Jesus horse? I always thought Fred was a rip off of Jacke Gleason ala Honeymooners, too. I’ll help gather, if you promise to drag me off by my hair. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-decided-to-become-a-cave-man/368699/48 "2006-08-16T02:31:39Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Jesus fish, I get–what is a Jesus horse? I always thought Fred was a rip off of Jacke Gleason ala Honeymooners, too. I’ll help gather, if you promise to drag me off by my hair. 😉 [/QUOTE] My understanding is “Jesus Horse” was coin on SNL, I think for the oddball fundies that think man and dinosaurs coexisted. They showed a picture of Jesus riding a small Sauropod. It has been floating around the internet for a while and strangely enough was brought up at lunch today my one of my co-workers. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-decided-to-become-a-cave-man/368699/49 "2006-08-16T02:36:15Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Can’t we just settle this peacably with large rocks? Oh. Yes. Of course. [/QUOTE] Wait, I read this as settling this with “large racks”, a technique that I fully and wholeheartedly endorse. ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-decided-to-become-a-cave-man/368699/50 "2006-08-16T12:30:47Z")
[QUOTE=Smeghead] I’m still trying to get a group together to get back to the ocean. C’mon, gills! [/QUOTE] 😃 I got to find that thread about funny one-liners you’ve seen on the board…this is definitely an entry! ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-decided-to-become-a-cave-man/368699/51 "2006-08-16T12:48:49Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Wait, I read this as settling this with “large racks”, a technique that I fully and wholeheartedly endorse. [/QUOTE] I _have_ a large rack, but I refuse to take sides. However, if someone were to club me on the head and drag me off by my hair, I suppose it would be out of my hands. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-decided-to-become-a-cave-man/368699/52 "2006-08-16T12:55:51Z")
[QUOTE=Draelin] I _have_ a large rack, but I refuse to take sides. [/QUOTE] Cite? Pics? :: Grunts lasciviously :: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-decided-to-become-a-cave-man/368699.md?page=2)