It actually is, though. Of course math is fake and numbers are fake, but they’re useful to talk about real things. At some point the first human was born, and at some point the last human will be born.
The number of people who have ever been born is likely in the billions. Phrased a different way, humanity is on our N billionth person. Scientific consensus is that N is likely around 60, give or take a few billion. Of course they all weren’t born sequentially, a few were probably born in the same nanosecond. But that’s negligible for our purposes. And since we’re talking about a cumulative number, variations in birth/death rates don’t figure into it.
So we have a mathematically sound and realistic way to say we’re roughly on person number 60 billion, give or take. Again, it’s a rough approximation, but now we can start talking about probabilities and orders of magnitude. Do we have any reason to believe we’re last of 50 billion? Not unless our birthrate drops to zero very soon. Do we have any reason to believe our 50 billion is the first of 50 trillion? Only if current birth rates are on average stable or increasing for the next 373,000 years.
We agree on the principle of mediocrity - it’s overwhelmingly unlikely that we’re special enough to be in the first or last cohort. Because we’re mediocre and not privileged, we’re much more likely to be somewhere in between. What does that mean numerically? Of all known percentages, the betweenest one is 50%. Of course, this is probable but not certain. It’s based on rough assumptions after all. The actual number might prove out to be 40% or 60%. It may prove to be 99.9999%, if we really screw things up in the next 6 months!
It’s certainly possible that we’re special enough to be present at the sunset of humanity. Or at the dawn of an immortal spacefaring species. But it’s more probable that we’re at the most mediocre possible position, which is 50%. There are certainly valid points to argue about the 60 billion assumption. It’s not precise enough, there will be errors in the data used to draw that assumption. But whatever number you pick, most likely we’re close 50% of that.
Of course the real number almost certainly isn’t 50%. We’re talking about probability not certainty, and the underlying data isn’t exact. But the farther away you get from 50%, the stronger explanation you need of why we’re more special than that. If you want to insist we’re at 99.9999% then you need a very strong argument why we’re going to stop reproducing in the next 6 months. If you think it’s 1% then you need a credible theory why current birthrates will stay the same or increase (on average) for the next 373,000 years. But if we assume the least amount of specialness, the closer you are to 50%, the less explaining you have to do.
That’s exactly why estimating probability of occurrence in a sequence is very much applicable to real life, and what we’re doing is exactly the opposite of anchoring. We’re not special. The best number to describe our non-specialness is that we’re at about the 50% count of all humans ever born.