# I've Fallen! And I need to MMP!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-and-i-need-to-mmp/921131>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [September 21, 2020, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-and-i-need-to-mmp/921131 "2020-09-21T07:31:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-and-i-need-to-mmp/921131/262 "2020-09-28T06:28:10Z")

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> [@Old\_Wench](#):
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> There’s been no suggestion of anything inappropriate.)

Co-Ed Naked Crisco Twister is only inappropriate if done in public.  
But yay!

nellie, superglue is used as a wound sealant. For a toenail, it might be even better than [Wound Seal](https://www.amazon.com/Biolife-LLC-WoundSeal-Powder-Pack/dp/B018EVHBFS)

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**Author:** ![Old\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecccb3/32.png) [@Old\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Old_Wench)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-and-i-need-to-mmp/921131/263 "2020-09-28T11:47:02Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> > [@Old\_Wench](#):
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> > There’s been no suggestion of anything inappropriate.)
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> Co-Ed Naked Crisco Twister is only inappropriate if done in public.  
> But yay!

I think Red Roof would frown upon Crisco but there is a grocery store just down the road …

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-and-i-need-to-mmp/921131/264 "2020-09-28T19:45:29Z")

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> [@Old\_Wench](#):
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> I think Red Roof would frown upon Crisco but there is a grocery store just down the road …

But will there be a grocery store just down the road from that 2nd motel room you were going to book? Plan ahead and pack for the best outcome 😏 😊.

I’m rooting for you, Cutie!

**Boo**

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