# I've fallen for Autumn sequential threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479 "2016-10-02T15:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/1 "2016-10-02T15:32:16Z")
**Why do people choose to use revolvers? Public suicide** Colt Python. The Number One choice of people who kill themselves in public. See the lineup at your gun shop _now!_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/2 "2016-10-02T17:58:56Z")
\*\* Questions regarding chimpanzees towing cars\*\* Yes, it’s a bad idea to argue with them. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/3 "2016-10-02T19:06:19Z")
\*\*Why older women turn me on I’ve fallen for Autumn sequential threads! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/4 "2016-10-02T21:06:20Z")
**Solar FREAKIN’ Roadways! Interplanetary Transport System** Not ‘solar-powered’ roadways. _Solar_ roadways. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/5 "2016-10-02T21:10:21Z")
**What happens when an asteriod hits the Earth? last names chosen** Last names chosen, ever. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/6 "2016-10-02T22:01:44Z")
\*\*Living in a global village. Ain’t it cool? Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say\*\* “Cool” is not the first word that comes to mind. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/7 "2016-10-03T14:19:52Z")
**What would cause a plastic to melt (in the absence of heat)? Ice bullets** But only in a really, really bad script. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/8 "2016-10-04T03:21:16Z")
\*\*I had to change my way of food shopping because of the new small bags Bring back yellow peaches!\*\* At least they’ll fit! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/9 "2016-10-04T14:18:08Z")
\*\*Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say What’s the most interesting car you saw today? \*\* I saw a clown car. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/10 "2016-10-04T15:38:38Z")
**The Nobel prizes are coming. What have you won? So I went to my first big “swinger’s party”…** I didn’t win a Nobel Prize, but the after-party was sweet! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/11 "2016-10-04T23:41:48Z")
\*\*So what makes a piece of writing have good flow? Scottish men and kilts \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2016, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/12 "2016-10-05T12:01:44Z")
\*\* What on the internet is unhackable? Small animals native to the Pacific Northwest \*\* “I demand your password!” “Squeee!” ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2016, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/13 "2016-10-05T20:37:13Z")
Things that you didn’t know and other people did So I went to my first big “swinger’s party”… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2016, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/14 "2016-10-05T22:30:21Z")
\*\* What on the internet is unhackable? Super-insulated Refrigerators \*\* It’s the super-insulation that does it \*\*Dammit! I think I creeped a girl out at work and now it’s bugging me. Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say \*\* Stop dressing like a clown. If your work is _being_ a clown, stay out of the woods near schools on break. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/15 "2016-10-06T02:24:35Z")
**Dashcam video shows Sacramento cops swerving to hit homeless man So I went to my first big “swinger’s party”…** It’s a cop game. Kinda like a piñata. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/16 "2016-10-06T04:37:39Z")
**So I went to my first big “swinger’s party”… Mark Twain quote**\* Ooh, good setup, and since it’s a Mark Twain quote you know the delivery’s going to be awesome! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/17 "2016-10-06T17:06:34Z")
\*\*“Happy Halloween. You’re going to Hell.” Dammit! I think I creeped a girl out at work and now it’s bugging me.\*\* Maybe she’s just not into Halloween. Or going to Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/18 "2016-10-06T19:32:17Z")
\*\* Best way to prevent WW2 Need advice from real estate professionals…\*\* Just pay the asking price. Bargaining is what got Chamberlain into trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/19 "2016-10-06T22:39:23Z")
\*\*Unusual things that irritated you as a child Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say \*\* Clowns are irritating. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/20 "2016-10-07T06:13:45Z")
\*\*What to do if you find out you have a warrant out for your arrest Having a client-facing day job while doing sex work on camera at night \*\* I don’t think that will help… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479.md?page=2)