# I've fallen for Autumn sequential threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479 "2016-10-02T15:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/221 "2016-11-24T14:58:37Z")
\*\*Zoological weirdness A cat! I have a cat! \*\* Cats ARE Weird. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/222 "2016-11-24T16:22:45Z")
**Let’s bring those jobs back… How? Donald Trump and the Porn Industry.** OK, but he’ll have to get the whole family involved. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/223 "2016-11-24T18:57:54Z")
\*\* We Are Going to Adopt a Child! A cat! I have a cat! \*\* Different things for different people ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/224 "2016-11-24T22:25:01Z")
\*\* How Quickly can one learn SCUBA diving? What’s next recreational sex? \*\* Yeah – How Quickly can I learn Recreational Sex? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2016, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/225 "2016-11-25T04:49:58Z")
**Happy Thanksgiving MMP Just Broke Up With Long-Term Girlfriend** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2016, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/226 "2016-11-25T04:54:25Z")
**The desert is beautiful, but… People from minority groups are suddenly buying more guns** Brings a whole new meaning to “Death Valley”. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2016, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/227 "2016-11-25T13:24:20Z")
**Zoological weirdness What an odd insult** By the time I was in university, the insults had become quite sophisticated. When I was a kid, though, it was all “four-eyes” and " you with the tentacle". ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2016, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/228 "2016-11-25T15:35:23Z")
\*\* Washing a Dirty Yellow Pillow Is it “toute suite” or “tout de suite”?\*\* When your pillow is moving under its own power, better wash it pretty damn quick. **We Are Going to Adopt a Child! Zoological weirdness** What else did you expect from Capybara Rescue? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/229 "2016-11-25T19:39:55Z")
**Wet brain syndrome Two men cleared of rape by recording** We didn’t do it. The video clearly shows we were too drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2016, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/230 "2016-11-26T14:34:24Z")
\*\*So I’ve found the SECOND most addicting game to exist on the internet. No, really. Celebrity Death Pool 2016 \*\* IMHO, that’s the first. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2016, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/231 "2016-11-26T16:58:25Z")
\*\* So, this is what it looks like before the war. Jerks with Cell Phones in Movie Theater \*\* “Today is the day the human race rises up, the day we reclaim our right to watch a god-damned movie in peace, the day we send them all to the Special Hell! Who’s with me!?!” ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2016, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/232 "2016-11-26T18:22:11Z")
Immediately after this title, there were two good pairs: ``` People from minority groups are suddenly buying more guns ``` This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife And then: Just Broke Up With Long-Term Girlfriend Tonight I’m going to my first Al-Anon meeting. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2016, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/233 "2016-11-26T19:22:05Z")
**Black Friday Shopping** **So, this is what it looks like before the war.** Yeah, that’s about the nub of it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/234 "2016-11-27T05:59:51Z")
**Help Me Prank My Kid at Christmas Things you’ve found on the highway** Waking up on Xmas morning to find a squashed possum in his bed will create a lifetime of fond memories. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/235 "2016-11-27T06:09:34Z")
\*\* What’s the truth about France’s surrender in WW2? USB Adapter Issues.\*\* That didn’t help. But the French were holding their own against the blitzkrieg until they ran out of Cat 5e ethernet cable. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/236 "2016-11-27T06:33:32Z")
\*\*Things you’ve found on the highway SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2016 \*\* Ah, roadkill, my favorite! How did you know? ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/237 "2016-11-27T14:46:29Z")
**For Marx Brothers completists turkey soup** After all, vhy a duck? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/238 "2016-11-27T17:01:12Z")
**Suppose North Korea actually conquered South Korea; what could it actually do?** \*\*turkey soup \*\* At least they’d finally be able to feed the masses. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/239 "2016-11-27T18:32:27Z")
\*\* More very hate-able commercials Starring Fidel Castro\*\* “He’s the most interesting dictator in the world. And if he was still alive, he’d be drinking Dos Equis.” ---
**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/240 "2016-11-27T19:17:15Z")
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