# I've fallen for Autumn sequential threads!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479 "2016-10-02T15:32:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/241 "2016-11-27T19:33:16Z")

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\*\*\*\*Why are dogs so fucking stupid?  
**TV theme songs**

This is why you should never let your dog watch TV.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/242 "2016-11-27T20:09:11Z")

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\*\* In this TV show, you can bet most peoples’ favorite character is probably…  
The most attractive women in the comics/cartoons\*\*

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/243 "2016-11-28T01:22:13Z")

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**Things you’ve found on the highway**  
**real horse power!!**

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/244 "2016-11-28T07:13:55Z")

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Things you’ve found on the highway  
SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2016

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/245 "2016-11-28T13:59:04Z")

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\*\*After Roe v. Wade falls  
How deep is Cuba’s communism?  
\*\*  
It’s so deep you won’t be able to Wade…::::rimshot::::

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/246 "2016-11-28T14:31:06Z")

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**ancestors: computing likely number of relatives from 15 generations ago …  
How involved is the Queen in governing Great Britain?**

She can trace her family back at least 58 generations. Is that good enough for you?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/247 "2016-11-29T10:38:47Z")

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**Was this the right thing to do? (Calling cops on a weird guy)  
Was this the right thing to do? (telling manager that a guy had a gun sticking out of pocket)  
Experiences with meditation retreats**

Well, I’m never going back to _that_ retreat again…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/248 "2016-11-30T20:42:31Z")

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\*\* Not really well known stories of war  
Happy birthday sunny daze!!!\*\*

The Japanese eventually discovered that it was a lot scarier to charge the American lines yelling “Banzai!”.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2016, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/249 "2016-12-01T00:40:50Z")

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\*\* All of the clothes you’re wearing right now vanish this second. How screwed are you?

Needle and thread skill

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— As long as you have cloth…

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2016, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/250 "2016-12-01T05:48:47Z")

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**Question for London Dopers about Ecuador Embassy**  
**All of the clothes you’re wearing right now vanish this second. How screwed are you?**

Aye yai yai!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2016, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/251 "2016-12-01T06:06:49Z")

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**What people fear**  
**Germanic master race**

Huh. I thought those days were over.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/252 "2016-12-01T15:22:30Z")

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\*\* Delta Air Lines Bans Disruptive Donald Trump Supporter for Life  
Trump launches multi-state victory lap  
Ways to irritate Trump supporters?  
Goddammit, Trump! You won already! Why the fuck are you still Robo-calling me?  
Germanic master race  
Trump rewards big donors with Cabinet posts\*\*

The BBQ: All Trump, all the time (and anyone who doesn’t think “Germanic master race” applies to Trump needs to listen to the man).

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2016, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/253 "2016-12-01T22:00:30Z")

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\*\* Ultimate condition to which a body can be embalmed/preserved  
Why can’t they invent a vending machine that works?\*\*

“Load grandma into the Embalm-O-Matic, put in $200 in bitcoins and select your choice of preservatives, from basic formalin injection to EternityPreserv™, press the start button and wait 5 minutes until she slides down the chute at the bottom. Safe, convenient _and_ affordable!”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2016, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/254 "2016-12-02T18:25:59Z")

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\*\*Let’s bring those jobs back… How?  
Special Incentives to Big Companies  
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Asked and answered.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/255 "2016-12-03T03:41:26Z")

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\*\* Funeral - what to do  
Tell me all about indoor hot tubs!\*\*

Well, no reason you can’t kick back and relax during the eulogy…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/256 "2016-12-05T01:25:13Z")

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\*\* On optimism  
What does ‘dancer’ suggest as a vocation?\*\*

That she’s just doing this to raise money for tuition at Juilliard.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/257 "2016-12-05T13:24:40Z")

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\*\*Cities with insanely high housing costs - Why do people stay?  
Go to first new post Not having to worry about money…  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/258 "2016-12-05T14:42:58Z")

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\*\* Best “edited for TV lines”  
Why would they put vinegar in cheese?\*\*

Do I want to know what the original line was?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/259 "2016-12-05T14:59:09Z")

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**So who the fuck is offended by Santa Claus?  
Mall of American hires a black Santa; racist come out of the woodwork**

Well, Santa’s OK, as long as he’s white.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/260 "2016-12-05T20:14:53Z")

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\*\*Dear God, My Wife Again. This is about IT.  
Working in IT sucks. Ever transitioned out of it?  
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