# I've fallen for Autumn sequential threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479 "2016-10-02T15:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/261 "2016-12-06T14:38:14Z")
**Mall of American hires a black Santa; racist come out of the woodwork Black Lives Don’t Matter (Walter Scott)** More black Santa shit. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/262 "2016-12-06T15:21:43Z")
**When a libidinous kangaroo has your dog in a headlock** **A wild, insane week, long, no TLDR** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/263 "2016-12-07T14:09:26Z")
\*\*Crossing borders with minors (not your own) Are there parts of the world where urination is a normal part of sexual activity? \*\* Not with minors, I’m pretty sure there aren’t. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/264 "2016-12-07T16:47:57Z")
\*\* Kim Jong Un Question How Much Discretion do Government Officials Have? \*\* Kim Jong Un only has the power vested in him by the fervently loyal citizens of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/265 "2016-12-07T23:27:45Z")
**How to patent claims work? Apple wins . . .** Pretty much. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/266 "2016-12-08T15:24:14Z")
**What Christmas song would you love to hear again? What Christmas standard do you not want to hear any more? When celebrities change brands** I love it. No, I don’t want to hear it any more. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/267 "2016-12-08T18:20:48Z")
\*\*Anyone ever confronted a compulsive/pathological liar? Killing ET. \*\* He asked me if I’d like to see his “magic finger” :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/268 "2016-12-08T21:28:47Z")
**Killer putdowns John Glenn RIP** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/269 "2016-12-09T16:47:40Z")
\*\* Which loopholes is Trump making use of in retaining his business interests? Mammalian larvae \*\* Makes sense. He’s got a lot of larvae to support. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/270 "2016-12-10T00:29:56Z")
**Retail Store Greetings Killer putdowns** Welcome to Wal-Mart, Loser. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/271 "2016-12-10T01:23:14Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **Retail Store Greetings > Killer putdowns** > > Welcome to Wal-Mart, Loser. LOL!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/272 "2016-12-10T11:51:41Z")
\*\* Legal marijuana and Wickard vs Filburn What happened to the American melting pot?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/273 "2016-12-10T13:18:17Z")
**Killing ET. Can I shoot ET? (Need answer fast)** Yes, but bow and arrow would be more sporting. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/274 "2016-12-10T15:51:55Z")
\*\*Have You Ever Personally Known A Murderer? Children of incestuous relationships? \*\* He killed that mother fucker! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/275 "2016-12-11T00:21:07Z")
**Audiobooks and Podcasts - what are you listening to? Voice Impersonations** ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/276 "2016-12-11T21:04:18Z")
**What the Heck Happened to MTV?** **Our “part time” POTUS.** As if we needed something else to blame Trump for. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/277 "2016-12-11T22:45:42Z")
**What exactly does a sex consultant do? Winter Windshield Wash** It’s a great concept, but I can’t find anyone to hire for my Green Bay outlet. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/278 "2016-12-12T04:04:22Z")
**What does TRUMP stand for? Abolishing Social Security** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/279 "2016-12-12T14:05:06Z")
**Why do people really, really, really care about the POTUS anyway? Our “part time” POTUS. I predict that Donald Trump will not serve a second term as POTUS.** Dang, you guys really enjoy saying ‘POTUS’, don’t you? POTUS POTUS POTUS. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/280 "2016-12-12T14:11:57Z")
**Innocent things that freaked you out when you were a kid? A Playground slides cause finger amputations** I remember that urban legend. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479.md?page=15)