# I've fallen for Autumn sequential threads!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479 "2016-10-02T15:32:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/301 "2016-12-19T20:55:23Z")

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\*\* You can lead a horse to water  
Don’t know what to do about anti-vax parents.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/302 "2016-12-19T21:39:13Z")

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\*\*You meet/find a real-life genie, what do you ask him?  
Am I experiencing temporal lobe epilepsy?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2016, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/303 "2016-12-19T23:27:59Z")

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\*\* Wow, that was cool! Locksmith tools  
Piper Cub thinks you guys are geniuses!\*\*

And now he won’t need that advance on his allowance!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/304 "2016-12-20T17:48:51Z")

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\*\*What useful skill should I learn?  
Reformatting / reinstalling Windows Vista \*\*

Super useful! Either that, or VCR repair.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/305 "2016-12-20T20:17:41Z")

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\*\*Need help finding a Brussels Sprout recipe

50 of the worst things to eat ever …

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\*\* Meth Neighbor

Are there stores that openly sell recreational drugs in different concoctions, doses, flavors, etc

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/306 "2016-12-20T22:13:15Z")

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\*\*Please ID an old-timey movie for me - South Pacific, women soldiers in a barracks, sad ending.  
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\*\*Is erotica a dying breed? \*\*

Not for some women, I have seen some former girlfriend’s book and movie cases that shows that some do like it hardcore indeed…  
😉

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/307 "2016-12-21T02:04:03Z")

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\*\* What kind of sick, demented motherfucker came up with this shit?  
Some old white women.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/308 "2016-12-21T08:49:26Z")

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**Republicans to Immediately Deregulate Banks**

**Just Give Them the Money (the argument for a basic income)**

Makes it so simpler.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/309 "2016-12-21T09:57:58Z")

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**Girlfriend doesn’t communicate plans**

**Question for managers: should I press my manager for help on this?**

Maybe your manager could sign you both up for one of those “Improving communication in the workplace” seminars. And perhaps one of those “personality profiles in the workplace” tests so you can work on reconciling your different operational styles.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/310 "2016-12-21T14:22:31Z")

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**Reason for flaking on a date - is this typical?  
Cold and snow stories**

“I’m sorry but I was trapped in my house with no power – that snow really make me look like a flake…get it?”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/311 "2016-12-21T14:37:33Z")

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\*\* Looking back at Obama’s time as POTUS.  
Execution methods in US\*\*

Obama was _that_ bad. On the other hand, looking forward…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/312 "2016-12-21T17:46:46Z")

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\*\*Excluding some kids from a party?

The Meanest Things Adults Have Ever Done To Children (Not _Crimes_, Just General Meanness)  
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Would’ve been better if reversed, but you go with what ya got.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/313 "2016-12-21T21:17:27Z")

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\*\* Why do some management perks bother me so much?  
What advice would you for a guy who hasn’t been able to find a job for the past year?\*\*

Stop bitching about management perks?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/314 "2016-12-22T01:23:32Z")

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\*\*Smoke/steam from bullet holes in humans?

Newton’s Body in Motion?

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If the bullets lodge in the body, then it’s a perfectly _inelastic_ collision, and if you know the masses and the bullet velocity, you can solve for the final momentum.

Ignore the weight of the smoke/steam.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/315 "2016-12-22T04:06:16Z")

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**What’s considered “scut work” in your profession?  
Customer Service Agent from the Security Department of Windows**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/316 "2016-12-22T14:39:22Z")

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**Do People Care About Hearing Lyrics Anymore?  
What Christmas standard do you not want to hear any more?**

Sometimes not.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/317 "2016-12-22T17:42:57Z")

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\*\* Rock n Roll Hall of Fame RRHoF 2017 Inductees

Do People Care About Hearing Lyrics Anymore?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/318 "2016-12-22T18:26:47Z")

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\*\* Origins of slapping people with fish?  
The Continental Divide\*\*

No, fish-slapping is only traditional when you cross the International Date Line.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/319 "2016-12-22T19:32:50Z")

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**Good Things Accomplished By Republicans  
Execution methods in US**

Um…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/320 "2016-12-22T21:47:53Z")

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\*\*What kind of sick, demented motherfucker came up with this shit?  
Jihadi parents sent 7 year-old daughter on suicide bombing mission \*\*  
Asked and answered.

\*\*Worse than useless “facts”  
Well Dayumn! Gay Marriage is now Legal in Alabama \*\*  
Useful if you live in Alabama and are gay.

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