# I've fallen for Autumn sequential threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479 "2016-10-02T15:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/421 "2017-01-17T23:43:32Z")
\*\*I am re-wiring my house. You are distributing malware \*\* Sometimes re-wiring a house is just re-wiring a house. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/422 "2017-01-18T00:58:25Z")
**Texas is #1! I want to shoot something** _Yee-haw!_ ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/423 "2017-01-18T02:05:56Z")
**Automatic garage door opener issue Accidental Electrocution** :eek: That’s a slight bit more than an “issue!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/424 "2017-01-18T02:24:23Z")
**I wrote a bedtime story based on President Trump Trump supporters who need the ACA are in for a rude surprise** On balance I think that will make them drowsy. But “Trump’s disdain for the EU poses risks for European solidarity” should have them fast asleep in no time. ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/425 "2017-01-18T02:40:34Z")
**What a disappointing winter or… I don’t know who I want to kill first** Hang on. Spring’s coming! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/426 "2017-01-18T04:23:54Z")
**You know you’ve gotten old when… Another moonwalker has died** Yeah, it was all downhill after Michael Jackson passed on. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/427 "2017-01-18T16:33:11Z")
Sequential headers from today’s letters-to-the-editor section of the Wall St. Journal: **What are Russia’s Real Goals in Ukraine? Delicious Tacos and the Pursuit of Happiness** Putin’s real goal: annex southwest Texas. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/428 "2017-01-18T19:22:21Z")
\*\* Americans do you think of Russia as “the enemy”? What exactly is “Tax Reform”? \*\* Dunno, but I love “scare quotes”. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/429 "2017-01-18T20:07:35Z")
\*\*Justifiable homicide How much does a human being explode if we dissociate all the molecules? \*\* It’s only a little explosion! Totally justified! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/430 "2017-01-18T20:13:21Z")
\*\*You are distributing malware Hell – hot or cold? \*\* Take your pick. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/431 "2017-01-18T20:28:39Z")
**Texting while… Picking a new cell phone** Doesn’t sound too far-fetched to me. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/432 "2017-01-19T04:01:08Z")
**Texting while…** **You are distributing malware** Isn’t that how Wikileaks got its start? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/433 "2017-01-19T12:41:52Z")
\*\*Criteria for a successful Trump administration Draining a clogged bathtub \*\* Much less of a challenge than a swamp. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/434 "2017-01-19T13:22:21Z")
\*\* What happens to all the President’s photos Glowing (eye) pupils in black light\*\* I thought it was reflection from the flash, then I realized Obama’s eyes really _do_ glow red. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/435 "2017-01-19T16:38:43Z")
\*\*Texting while… Pole dancing–inherently sexual? \*\* Not to me, Put down the phone and _dance_. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/436 "2017-01-19T16:40:37Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\*Texting while… > > Pole dancing–inherently sexual? > > \*\*Not to me, Put down the phone and _dance_. Millennials are ruining _everything_. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/437 "2017-01-19T17:42:46Z")
\*\* Sherlock January 15 2017 “The Final Problem” (open spoilers) Which fictional mystery would you like to be solved? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/438 "2017-01-19T20:25:02Z")
\*\* Obamacare: what’s in a name Brand loyalty: brands you continue to buy (even if you no longer have a good reason to do so)\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/439 "2017-01-19T21:30:16Z")
\*\*Sounds really dirty but isn’t. Home of Elijah Cummings’ staffer destroyed by fire; 6 children presumed dead Is it too soon to dump on Steve Irwin? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/440 "2017-01-19T22:29:51Z")
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