# I've fallen for Autumn sequential threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479 "2016-10-02T15:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/441 "2017-01-19T23:42:31Z")
**No One In the Presidential Line of Succession – What Happens? Desalination** ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/442 "2017-01-20T01:50:33Z")
**I’ll be at the Inaugural Parade. Sounds really dirty but isn’t.** What, no golden showers? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/443 "2017-01-20T07:24:38Z")
**I pit burglars Sounds really dirty but isn’t.** You dirty pitburglar! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/444 "2017-01-20T13:54:12Z")
\*\* Things I see in the Forest Solution to the Trump problem\*\* Bigfoot for President in 2020! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/445 "2017-01-20T14:28:08Z")
**My Kindle Died. Alleged Russian hacker arrested in Spain.** Well, at least they caught the bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/446 "2017-01-20T14:30:22Z")
**What happens if I park in a Expecting Mothers space? Reasons for infantry rifle change** You get shot. With a rifle. By an infant. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/447 "2017-01-20T14:36:59Z")
**Texting while… Having my first-ever CT scan tomorrow (1/20)- tips, advice?** DO NOT TEXT while having a CT scan! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/448 "2017-01-20T20:40:23Z")
\*\*What happens if I park in a Expecting Mothers space? Do bones scar? \*\* I don’t know if they scar, so why don’t you go park in that expecting mothers space and find out for us? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2017, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/449 "2017-01-21T02:51:22Z")
**Texting while… Driving on the “wrong” side - how hard is it to adapt?** It does steepen the learning curve. :eek::smack: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2017, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/450 "2017-01-21T19:57:32Z")
\*\* Criteria for a successful Trump administration Resolved: Opiates should be available for home use\*\* Throw in marijuana legalization, and he’s a shoo-in for re-election. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/451 "2017-01-22T15:48:04Z")
**My Kindle Died. I’m Sad. Can I afford to buy a house?** Doubtful, if you can’t even afford a new Kindle. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/452 "2017-01-22T15:58:01Z")
**Switching bodies with your partner The “Wow! I didn’t know my device can do that!” thread.** That’s what you get for playing around with your TV remote. :eek::smack: ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/453 "2017-01-22T18:14:46Z")
**We have a Delusional Mentally ill President - Now What? How difficult is it to operate a rental skid loader or bobcat?** Not that hard, but I don’t think you’d want a delusional, mentally ill President doing it. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/454 "2017-01-22T20:44:11Z")
**Have you ever known an ape, personally? (serious question, if clumsily put) Sounds really dirty but isn’t.** Not _THAT_ personally! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/455 "2017-01-22T22:16:57Z")
**Huh? Colour-scheme at Trump reception. Trump does something right.** Right? I dunno, man… Trump has a… unique decorating style. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/456 "2017-01-23T03:30:29Z")
**My phone is evil, now I’m a white supremacist I’ll be at the Inaugural Parade.** So _that’s_ where my sheets ended up. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/457 "2017-01-23T13:05:41Z")
\*\* Trump does something right. My Kindle Died. I’m Sad.\*\* Well, we were all sick and tired of your goddam Kindle. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/458 "2017-01-23T18:25:27Z")
\*\*Why would someone need a gun on a college campus? Have You Ever Personally Known A Murderer? \*\* Let’s just say that my campus is pretty wild. ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/459 "2017-01-23T18:54:03Z")
Why hyenas tolerate vultures Is it safe to eat food that was outside all night? ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/460 "2017-01-24T02:50:29Z")
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