# I've fallen for Autumn sequential threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479 "2016-10-02T15:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/461 "2017-01-24T13:57:17Z")
\*\* What is the best way to find an addiction specialist? Stop using his name! \*\* Dr. He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named will get you off heroin in a jiffy. And if you relapse, you’ll have to answer to his partner Dr. Voldemort. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/462 "2017-01-24T14:16:36Z")
A rare one from Comments on Cecil’s Columns: \*\* Was Abraham Lincoln gay? Hell – hot or cold?\*\* Lincoln might be able to answer that one. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/463 "2017-01-24T16:50:27Z")
\*\* My Kindle Died. I’m Sad. Longest you ever went without crying\*\* I almost made it 48 hours, then my toaster oven went on the fritz. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2017, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/464 "2017-01-24T20:45:43Z")
\*\* What “procedure” was likely done on George H. W. Bush? Help me revive my website!\*\* “Code Blue! IT Dept. to the E.R.!!!” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/465 "2017-01-25T02:47:44Z")
**Why would someone need a gun on a college campus? Irritating User Interface design** I’ve been frustrated by Windows too sometimes, but waving a gun around won’t solve anything. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/466 "2017-01-25T03:05:50Z")
**Alternate facts I am feeding a Bobcat** No, you’re feeding a goldfish. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/467 "2017-01-25T09:15:45Z")
**Finally figured out why my low tire pressure warning light was on I’ve fallen for Autumn sequential threads!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/468 "2017-01-25T13:15:01Z")
\*\*Academics, what comes after peer review? River surfing. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/469 "2017-01-25T13:37:27Z")
\*\* What, if Anything, Can Ronda Roussey Do To Be Competitive? What are the alternatives to kill and fetch quests? \*\* She might be good at fetch and kill. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/470 "2017-01-25T17:21:41Z")
\*\* Possible 2020 Trump Slogans Spousal permission required for sterilization\*\* I was thinking more along the lines of “Ignorance Is Strength”, but this isn’t a bad start. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/471 "2017-01-25T18:18:46Z")
\*\*On preparing coffee . . . Ham, Bacon, Sausage, or Crispy Tofu Patties? \*\* All of those are lousy filters. Just use paper or metal mesh for the coffee, and pile the other things on a plate with some eggs and eat them. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/472 "2017-01-25T23:40:24Z")
**What common toppings do you NOT like on a pizza? Ham, Bacon, Sausage, or Crispy Tofu Patties?** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/473 "2017-01-26T14:17:36Z")
**So what you you deserve an adulting sticker for? I am re-wiring my house.** Definitely! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/474 "2017-01-26T14:35:27Z")
\*\* If you could bring back one show Mary! Mary! Mary! (RIP Mary Tyler Moore.)\*\* It would not be The Mary Tyler Moore show ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/475 "2017-01-26T14:45:45Z")
\*\*You know you’ve gotten old when… How would an orbital ring deal with continental drift? \*\* Ah, you young whipper-snappers! I remember back before we even _had_ an orbital ring, let alone havin’ to worry about how to deal with the continental drift! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/476 "2017-01-26T18:26:40Z")
**Trump has lowest approval ratings of any [new] president in history of polling Finally figured out why my low tire pressure warning light was on** It was mistakenly connected to Trump’s approval ratings? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/477 "2017-01-26T19:12:27Z")
**What’s the most interesting car you saw today? Burned Limo in D.C. - I gather they don’t like Trump?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/478 "2017-01-26T19:24:02Z")
**Vice-Presidential Term Question… Nazis and the Klan** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/479 "2017-01-26T19:29:10Z")
\*\*How has President Trump pissed you off today? Where the fuck is the sun? \*\* Thanks, Trump! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2017, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/480 "2017-01-27T12:51:27Z")
\*\* Should I keep watching Peaky Blinders? PLEASE watch out for spoilers What do Trump supporters watch. \*\* Is it **Peaky Blinders**? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479.md?page=25)