# I've fallen for Autumn sequential threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479 "2016-10-02T15:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/61 "2016-10-19T03:34:50Z")
**Anything I can do to keep foxes away from my house? Unmarked police cars** Seems extreme… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/62 "2016-10-19T12:31:21Z")
**Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say Well, it finally happened to me** And I got $40! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/63 "2016-10-19T13:32:56Z")
\*\*Little facts people get wrong Loosing my Jetta! [cat] \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/64 "2016-10-19T14:01:29Z")
**Mr Cecil Adams, Just read your thread on how anti-depressants don’t work Ate a Twinkie today.** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/65 "2016-10-20T13:27:18Z")
**Pluto vs Earth Self-defense question** “The so-called _New Horizons_ probe passed directly through Plutonian space, ignoring all orders to alter course, in a blatantly provocative violation of Plutonian sovereignty. The Earthlings are known throughout the Solar System as an aggressively expansionist species; witness the [ever-larger](http://mars.nasa.gov/mer/gallery/press/opportunity/20120117a/PIA15277_3rovers-hi_D2011_1215_D511_br.jpg) and [increasingly heavily](https://www.wired.com/2014/07/new-mars-rover-instruments) [armed](http://msl-scicorner.jpl.nasa.gov/Instruments/ChemCam/) invasion robots they have sent to our fraternal planet of Mars as part of their program of so-called ‘peaceful exploration’.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/66 "2016-10-20T17:19:11Z")
\*\* What can truly be done about “Trump supporters” Reluctance to create new countries outside Europe\*\* C’mon, it’s a great idea. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/67 "2016-10-20T18:54:07Z")
\*\* 27 hour surgery to separate conjoned twins. We Are Going to Adopt a Child! \*\* Aw, c’mon! Adopt Both! Don’t break up a set! ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/68 "2016-10-20T22:07:46Z")
**Last food you threw away after one bite? 200 tons of jade** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/69 "2016-10-21T01:28:57Z")
\*\*Things some people just can’t see or notice Largest Russian Fleet Since The Cold War Sailing to Syria \*\* Politics affects some people’s ability to notice things. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/70 "2016-10-21T12:58:24Z")
\*\* What is a POTUS usually doing at his/her Oval Office desk? How much of a brain is necessary to live?\*\* Much of Warren Harding’s daily routine was accomplished at brain stem level. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/71 "2016-10-21T13:28:12Z")
**emPHAsis on the wrong syLABble in song SongShitting, as in, “Thats a real good song, except for this part” The most cringeworthy moment in pop music** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/72 "2016-10-22T07:30:42Z")
**Walking to Work Pedals is Dead** I have to walk to work until my bike’s fixed. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2016, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/73 "2016-10-22T17:42:33Z")
\*\* Animals Hunting Humans If asked do you partake?\*\* Yeah, but they hardly ever ask. The good parts are always gone by the time I get there. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/74 "2016-10-23T05:06:02Z")
\*\*Never start a conversation with … Cake-smashing and “Speak now or forever hold your peace”\*\* 'Cause you’ll get an earful, believe me. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/75 "2016-10-23T12:26:28Z")
\*\*What is the worst wedding you have been to? Eenie, Manny, Moe, and Jack \*\* I knew it! I _knew_ same-sex marriage would lead straight to polygamy! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/76 "2016-10-23T13:45:29Z")
\*\*Your read a parchment scroll–then what do you do? I spend an hour in a sensory deprivation chamber \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/77 "2016-10-23T13:48:33Z")
\*\*Well, it finally happened to me I saw a military convoy carrying single beer coolers. Any reason why? \*\* Congratulations. Just two steps left & you’re a full-fledged member of the Illuminati. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/78 "2016-10-23T15:01:16Z")
**Thanks Microsoft, anything else you’d like to jam up my ass? Sorry, that product is no longer available** But we’re sure you will enjoy our alternative selections. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/79 "2016-10-23T19:55:03Z")
**I’m going to need help disposing of a body. What is your “worst birthday” story?** Yeah… That prank on Birthday Boy may have gone a little too far. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/80 "2016-10-23T21:29:19Z")
\*\* Never start a conversation with … nuh nuh nuh nuh… nuh nuh nuh nuh… Elmo’s World \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479.md?page=5)