# I've fallen for Autumn sequential threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479 "2016-10-02T15:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/81 "2016-10-24T12:10:13Z")
\*\* My First Halloween And I Have Questions What’s wrong with my tongue?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/82 "2016-10-24T15:42:35Z")
**Never start a conversation with … I spend an hour in a sensory deprivation chamber** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/83 "2016-10-24T21:47:07Z")
**Jack Chick has died. What’s for supper?** CHICKEN! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/84 "2016-10-24T22:07:10Z")
\*\* Dealing with violent kids in my daughter’s class What are your thoughts on vore?\*\* It could work. Just keep plenty of Tums on hand. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/85 "2016-10-24T22:38:59Z")
\*\*Thanks Microsoft, anything else you’d like to jam up my ass? Never been a pasta fan. \*\* Just hope it’s cooked. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/86 "2016-10-24T22:56:45Z")
**Dead or Alive. Um… He’s dead. Jack Chick has died.** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/87 "2016-10-25T10:50:12Z")
**How to deal with sexist comments from my boss Trinitite?** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/88 "2016-10-25T13:13:41Z")
\*\*things that only work on tv Zombie bombs \*\* Walking Dead, anyone ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/89 "2016-10-25T21:22:00Z")
\*\*Difference between naysayers and someone that helps you grow? Will a human head sink or float in water? \*\* Easy, one of their heads floats in water. Don’t ask me how I know. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/90 "2016-10-26T01:46:01Z")
**Thanks Microsoft, anything else you’d like to jam up my ass? Curvy chairs: anybody find them comfortable?** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/91 "2016-10-26T02:17:11Z")
**Your read a parchment scroll–then what do you do? Nielsen survey** This is the highest-rated apocalypse of eldritch abominations ever! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/92 "2016-10-26T17:09:32Z")
\*\*What is your “worst birthday” story? Lost building permit. What now?\*\* Oh, suck it up; that doesn’t sound so bad. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/93 "2016-10-26T22:06:45Z")
\*\*You can help Jeremy the Snail Get Laid. Or you can go to the next thread. Huh: fungus more related to animals than plants. Who knew?\*\* Well, I guess that opens up the possibilities considerably for Jeremy… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/94 "2016-10-26T23:03:06Z")
\*\* Thanks Microsoft, anything else you’d like to jam up my ass? Would you shake Trump’s hand knowing where it has been?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/95 "2016-10-27T12:51:06Z")
\*\*Would you shake Trump’s hand knowing where it has been? He was the focus of many Pit Threads, but now has died \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/96 "2016-10-27T13:28:32Z")
**Professor at Christian college suspended for her outspoken support of Muslims Stop villainizing people whose political opinions differ from yours.** Like those who support Muslims ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/97 "2016-10-27T14:50:31Z")
**Unmarked police cars** **Do auto mechanics ever blow themselves up?** “Uh, Sarge, remember that unexploded bomb in the trunk that we meant to dispose of before we took the car in for servicing?” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/98 "2016-10-27T21:31:47Z")
\*\*Job searching headaches When (and how often) do you shower?\*\* I’d say a minimum of twice a week, at least until you find that job. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/99 "2016-10-28T01:59:34Z")
**What’s for supper? Stranger Things** Like shit on a shingle? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/100 "2016-10-28T12:25:23Z")
**Fun with Google Translate… Bob Hoover has died at 94.** I think my favorite is وقد توفي بوب هوفر في 94. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479.md?page=6)