# I've fallen for Autumn sequential threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479 "2016-10-02T15:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/141 "2016-11-04T19:58:38Z")
\*\* Repealing the 2nd Amendment when someone steals your money\*\* Kind of counter-intuitive, doncha think? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/142 "2016-11-05T02:37:51Z")
**Does anybody make money by writing books anymore** **when someone steals your money** Vanity publishing is a dirty game. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/143 "2016-11-05T14:24:17Z")
\*\*If Gay marriage is a right what about this: Of androids, murder and rape \*\* That’s a real slippery slope. \*\*Does anybody make money by writing books anymore So how _does_ Facebook make money? \*\* Facebook for Dummies? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/144 "2016-11-05T14:25:37Z")
**What does this provision of the US Constitution mean? Moaning during sex** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/145 "2016-11-05T17:42:10Z")
**Traveling is a pain in the a** How long can you drive with a noisy throw-out bearing?\*\* If it’s a throw-out bearing, why don’t you throw it out? Too much of a pain? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/146 "2016-11-05T18:32:01Z")
**Britishisms I’ve adopted Recliner buttons, too lazy for a pole** Hmm…either a crude remark about one’s spouse being uninterested in sex, or a subtle reference to spotted dick? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2016, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/147 "2016-11-06T15:46:12Z")
**Bodybuilders Muscle Mass question Moving big things with helium balloons** Look! Up in the sky! It’s…Steroid Man!!! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2016, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/148 "2016-11-06T21:56:51Z")
From the “New Posts” page: **When is the last time you ate creamed beef on toast (Shit on a Shingle)? How are some foods able to give me diarrhea so quickly** There’s your problem. Stop eating shit. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/149 "2016-11-07T03:20:35Z")
\*\* Moving big things with helium balloons Queen Elizabeth II and Queen Mother \*\* Well, they’re actually _that_ big. Unless you mean the ship. And the Queen Mother. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/150 "2016-11-07T14:16:49Z")
\*\*Is it weird/creepy for a 19 year old to date a 17 year old? Guys: how old a woman is too old ? \*\* OK, we’re officially into Creepy Territory. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/151 "2016-11-07T16:53:28Z")
\*\* Deer Hunter: Giddy Mao! What were they saying? Sas proc sql - null \*\* Thanks, that sure clears it up. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/152 "2016-11-07T17:57:46Z")
\*\*Hey, I Almost Died! My dog must think I’m stupid\*\* No, his only concern is that you keep on showing up to feed him. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/153 "2016-11-07T19:42:29Z")
**Janet Reno has died at 78 Hey, I Almost Died!** Quit trying to steal Janet Reno’s thunder! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/154 "2016-11-07T20:02:44Z")
**Moving big things with helium balloons Unusual sized caskets** And it’s dead weight, too. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/155 "2016-11-07T22:32:30Z")
\*\*What is the hottest (spicy) thing you have ever eaten? Chicken Broth \*\* I am a boring person. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/156 "2016-11-08T14:24:58Z")
**The American Dream is Killing us (?) Hey, I Almost Died!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/157 "2016-11-08T14:39:08Z")
\*\* I think a black bear visited last night! Please list what you think are the most important Natural Rights… \*\* Not being eaten by a bear is tops for me. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/158 "2016-11-08T16:33:16Z")
\*\* What do you choose when you go out to eat? Britishisms I’ve adopted\*\* Yes, I’ll have the jellied eels and pork faggots, with extra marmite on the side, and spotted dick for dessert. ---
**Author:** ![Totenfeier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@Totenfeier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totenfeier)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/159 "2016-11-08T20:34:58Z")
**My Obamacare bill is going from $380 to $550 a month** **Sex Ring Removed From Penis With Bolt Cutters, Hacksaw** Healthcare costs are so high because in this country, we have the best damn equipment in the world!!! And our tools are pretty good, too!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/160 "2016-11-09T02:33:31Z")
**Any odd things happen to you that were actually true well then? Sex Ring Removed from Penis with Bolt Cutters, Hacksaw** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479.md?page=9)