# I've fallen for Autumn sequential threads!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 2, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479 "2016-10-02T15:32:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/161 "2016-11-09T13:24:00Z")

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\*\* About when will the US Presidential Election result be known?  
What Are Dogs at Wynn Lass Vegas Sniffing For?\*\*

Too obvious.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/162 "2016-11-09T14:29:55Z")

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\*\* I never believed they were migraines, but I just had an aura  
Well, it finally happened to me  
Any odd things happen to you that were actually true well then?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/163 "2016-11-09T15:11:40Z")

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\*\*I Pit Hillary Clinton  
I pit the USA  
Underestimating the number of stupid assholes in America  
Trump is going to be our next President. I feel sick.  
I pit the non-college whites flocking to vote for Trump  
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Any other Pit-worthy topics today??

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/164 "2016-11-10T00:07:36Z")

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**Queen Elizabeth II and Queen Mother  
Moaning During Sex**

Not together, I hope.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/165 "2016-11-10T13:05:48Z")

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\*\* GQ: Who was the second least qualified U.S. President?  
dumb dinosaur question\*\*

The brontosaurus couldn’t get anything done besides eating the Rose Garden. Triceratops mauled the Lincoln Bedroom. Yeah, this is a tough question. 😕

**As if Today Couldn’t Get Any Worse  
HOLY CRAP! Spaghetti-O’s are disgusting!**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/166 "2016-11-10T15:39:52Z")

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**Have you ever met someone whom you got instant good vibes from?  
If I was Gay I would totally do…**

So, yes, then.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/167 "2016-11-10T18:09:15Z")

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\*\* If I was Gay I would totally do…  
Pop/Rock/Alternative covers of showtunes  
\*\*  
There’s nothing stopping you _now_, you know.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/168 "2016-11-10T19:20:18Z")

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Separated by 2:  
\*\*  
“tighter than…” similes  
Sex Ring Removed from Penis with Bolt Cutters, Hacksaw\*\*

😃

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/169 "2016-11-11T13:00:28Z")

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\*\* Leonard Cohen dead  
I got woken up for this?\*\*

I specifically said, “Don’t wake me unless Chuck Berry croaks”. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/170 "2016-11-11T16:40:45Z")

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\*\* Why is Hillary so loved?  
Why is Hillary so Hated?\*\*

😕:eek::smack::eek::dubious:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/171 "2016-11-11T17:26:06Z")

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\*\* His handlers let Donald have his Twitter back  
Incredibly stupid quote of the day\*\*

Yes, we could never have seen that coming.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/172 "2016-11-11T18:21:15Z")

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\*\*Giving weight to the popular vote

Anyone with circulation problems… \*\*

…it’s probably due to your popular vote being overweight.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/173 "2016-11-11T20:40:15Z")

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\*\*Hey, I Almost Died!  
Personal reactions to the Presidential election results  
Leonard Cohen dead \*\*

Cohen is not even an American

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/174 "2016-11-11T22:11:14Z")

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\*\*Poll: What is the likelihood Trump will enact single-payer healthcare?

In general, what should I bring for a hospital stay?\*\*

I’ll take “Bags of Money” for 200, please.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/175 "2016-11-12T00:56:30Z")

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\*\*I don’t think I can say this in the Elections forum

“I’m a Christian first…”\*\*

Correct. Witnessing goes in Great Debates.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/176 "2016-11-12T06:52:38Z")

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**What happens to the Trump Organization now?**  
**Donated to PP and ACLU**

I doubt they’ll want it.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/177 "2016-11-12T13:32:57Z")

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**What are your family history “oddities”?  
Sex Ring Removed from Penis with Bolt Cutters, Hacksaw**

The family that removes sex rings together, stays together.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/178 "2016-11-12T14:08:18Z")

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\*\*Incredibly stupid quote of the day

“I’m a Christian first…”  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/179 "2016-11-12T14:27:27Z")

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**Semi-lethal injections  
Is there a term for a semi automatic AK-47?**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-fallen-for-autumn-sequential-threads/767479/180 "2016-11-13T00:51:26Z")

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\*\*I don’t think I can say this in the Elections forum

Y’know… f\*ck leaves

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