# I've got 99 cookies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524 "2011-12-27T15:41:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![missinformation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@missinformation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missinformation)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/21 "2011-12-28T00:45:01Z")
Ingo, I promise not to snitch any of your cookies…I made 5 dozen on Christmas Day…but the kind I made were for fur people…cut into shapes, but not frosted…they don’t taste bad…just a little crunchy…peanut butter dog biscuits ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/22 "2011-12-28T00:55:54Z")
Look over there! _69_ cookies! ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/23 "2011-12-28T01:41:22Z")
> [@Faruiza](#): > > Look over there! > _69_ cookies! _swipe_ Doing my part to keep the Pit family friendly! what? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/24 "2011-12-28T01:58:56Z")
This is the Straight Dope Pit! You want friendly, go to 4-chan. ---
**Author:** ![Shawn\_K\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Shawn\_K\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shawn_K_1)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/25 "2011-12-28T03:24:38Z")
Still enough cookies left for a Cookie Monster type sustained assault!! Cookie, cookie, cookie!!!1111!! 54 cookies left. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/26 "2011-12-28T03:52:02Z")
Am I the ONLY one here who gets the meme/Jay-Z reference? Hilarious! I got 99 cookies cuz the bitch ate one… BRILLIANT. ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/27 "2011-12-28T04:00:28Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > Jay-Z reference? That be a rapper? If so, no thanks! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/28 "2011-12-28T04:02:27Z")
> [@curlcoat](#): > > That be a rapper? If so, no thanks! It started as a rap song, but now it’s an internet meme. [[Image - 180704] | I Got 99 Problems But a Bitch Ain't One | Know Your Meme](http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/180704-i-got-99-problems-but-a-bitch-aint-one) ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/29 "2011-12-28T04:07:46Z")
Bwa ha ha. My girlfriend JUST made a bunch of Christmas cookies, and boy are they tasty. YOINK! You’ve got 53 cookies that aren’t as good as hers. ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/30 "2011-12-28T04:21:01Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > It started as a rap song, but now it’s an internet meme. > > [[Image - 180704] | I Got 99 Problems But a Bitch Ain't One | Know Your Meme](http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/180704-i-got-99-problems-but-a-bitch-aint-one) Ah. I guess that one hasn’t hit [Very Demotivational](http://www.verydemotivational.memebase.com) yet. Or, I haven’t been paying attention. > [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > Bwa ha ha. My girlfriend JUST made a bunch of Christmas cookies, and boy are they tasty. > > YOINK! You’ve got 53 cookies that aren’t as good as hers. Well, then, YOU should be sharing! (she says around bites of pumpkin pie). ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/31 "2011-12-28T07:49:17Z")
Off to MPSIMS with you and your damnable cookies! ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/32 "2011-12-28T08:03:18Z")
LOOK! A christmacorn! Nice tin of 52 cookies, by the way. _munch munch mun_ RASIN?! You bastard. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/33 "2011-12-28T11:05:35Z")
Thanks for the cookie! _51_ ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/34 "2011-12-28T14:13:56Z")
Well, now **Miller** is the answer to the question, Who Moved My Cookies? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/35 "2011-12-28T15:41:52Z")
LOOK, BEHIND YOU ! - It’s ELVIS ! \ fitty left ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/36 "2011-12-28T18:46:52Z")
Carry the one … 49 left! ---
**Author:** ![FlyByNight512](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@FlyByNight512](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyByNight512)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/37 "2011-12-28T19:15:48Z")
Oooh, I could use a cookie about now. \ 48 left. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/38 "2011-12-28T22:05:34Z")
My mother-in-law referred to Cookie Monster once as “Blue Elmo.” I’m claiming a cookie in return for this anecdote. 47 left. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/39 "2011-12-28T23:20:47Z")
Being pre-diabetic and all, I don’t often eat cookies. But since I just came back from a run, my body can metabolize THIS cookie with ease! Enjoy your other 46 cookies. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/40 "2011-12-28T23:53:17Z")
Oh, look!! Santa Claus! :sneaks a cookie: 45 left! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524.md?page=3)