# I've got 99 cookies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524 "2011-12-27T15:41:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/41 "2011-12-29T00:12:41Z")
:: saunters past :: _swipe_ 44 left… ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/42 "2011-12-29T01:07:02Z")
Oooo! Cookie! _munch_ 1. ---
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/43 "2011-12-29T01:15:31Z")
Life, universe, everything, and cookies. _YOINK_ 42 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/44 "2011-12-29T01:36:54Z")
Just passing through… :whistles: :snitch: 41! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/45 "2011-12-29T01:39:36Z")
Mmmm, just had supper, could use some dessert. 40! ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/46 "2011-12-29T02:02:22Z")
NNNNnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrr (pluck) RRRRRROOOOOMMMMMMMM!!! Thanks! _39_ ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/47 "2011-12-29T02:58:29Z")
Thank you Lord, a half empty cookie plate for the cookies my sister-in-law sent. 51 ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/48 "2011-12-29T03:03:17Z")
Make that 38. (I mostly opened this thread to make a 99 Problems joke, but then _the OP_ already had, and now I’m sad, so I’ll take another damn cookie to make myself happy again.) 1. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/49 "2011-12-29T17:40:51Z")
Takes one to make it an even three dozen…36 ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/50 "2011-12-29T17:56:12Z")
Do they have nuts? Better check . . . This one doesn’t. 1. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/51 "2011-12-29T18:19:04Z")
- Gratuitous rap comment about putting nuts in **sigmagirl** ’s mouth deleted \* ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/52 "2011-12-29T19:06:54Z")
Ewwwwww. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/53 "2011-12-29T19:33:34Z")
:whilst everyone is looking about to see who said that…: ~swiperoo~ …and …gone! (34) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/54 "2011-12-29T21:24:56Z")
I’m just having lunch, so I suppose I can swipe one for after lunch. 33! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/55 "2011-12-29T23:26:51Z")
I know I shouldn’t be greedy and have two but I just had a nice, healthy dinner and I deserve a cookie, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/56 "2011-12-30T16:47:22Z")
> [@Tabby\_Cat](#): > > Life, universe, everything, and cookies. > _YOINK_ 42 Hahaha. Look, Douglas Adams! \ 31 cookies. Hmm…I think I should send a second one down to check on the first and make sure its all right. (30) Worried about why the second had yet to report in, I sent a third down. (29) I finally sent a fourth to head off the third at a pass, team up to get the second to pull itself together, and together they would find the first. (28) I dont think the 4th got that, so I sent a fifth to explain it better (27) and a sixth for moral support (26). 2 Baker’s Dozen left. ---
**Author:** ![senpai71](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7993a0/32.png) [@senpai71](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/senpai71)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/57 "2011-12-30T17:41:43Z")
Here, you can have one of mine. They’re all a little crispy round the edges. Back up to 27 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/58 "2011-12-30T19:42:50Z")
Thanks for the cookie! \ 😃 26 now! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/59 "2011-12-30T20:57:33Z")
I like 'em crispy around the edges. 25! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/60 "2011-12-31T00:33:33Z")
There’s still cookies left? I better take another one and get us down to 2 dozen… Mmm… 24! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524.md?page=4)