# I've got 99 cookies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 27, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524 "2011-12-27T15:41:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/81 "2012-01-01T07:58:10Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> :: bold and undisguised midnight swipe ::
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> Two left!

Oh what the hell, it’s three minutes to 2012 - I’m taking both!

0 cookies left.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/82 "2012-01-01T16:45:49Z")

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I didn’t get cookies last time I was promised that I’d get cookies this time.

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/83 "2012-01-01T21:04:46Z")

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Got milk?

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/84 "2012-01-01T21:05:21Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> I didn’t get cookies last time I was promised that I’d get cookies this time.

Oh man, and I took the last two ☹ Shall I bake some more?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/85 "2012-01-01T21:30:49Z")

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Yes please. And I can make some ‘unique’ ice cream.

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/86 "2012-01-02T02:36:12Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Yes please. And I can make some ‘unique’ ice cream.

Um - “unique” ice cream?

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**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/87 "2012-01-02T02:37:26Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> Um - “unique” ice cream?

Yeah…that’s a bit ominous.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2012, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/88 "2012-01-02T02:40:18Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> Um - “unique” ice cream?

Is that anything like “special” brownies? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/89 "2012-01-02T02:54:50Z")

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Last summer, I was challenged to make some bacon ice cream. I actually came up with…not one…not 99…but TWO different versions. One of them was actually edible!

So maybe it’s like that?  
-D/a

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/90 "2012-01-04T02:18:20Z")

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I whoopsed _my_ cookies and now have none left. ☹

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/91 "2012-01-04T02:24:38Z")

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Cookies and ice cream? That sounds weird to me. However, though, one of my favourite snacks from childhood was a pair of oatmeal cookie with vanilla ice cream in between, and the whole thing dipped in chocolate.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/92 "2012-01-04T14:59:33Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> I didn’t get cookies last time I was promised that I’d get cookies this time.

I hear they have cookies over at the Sith house.

> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Cookies and ice cream? That sounds weird to me.

:dubious:

Seriously? Couple warm chocolate chip cookies jammed into a bowl of Häagen-Dazs doesn’t have the ring of God’s Truth in it?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/93 "2012-01-04T16:17:26Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> Um - “unique” ice cream?

My SIL the corn freak makes vanilla ice cream with brown sugar and adds creamed corn to it. It’s like eating popcorn with a vanilla milkshake. Not that bad.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/94 "2012-01-04T17:44:05Z")

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In SE Asia, corn is a popular flavour at the Baskin Robbins, and often a topping for deserts.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-99-cookies/607524/95 "2012-01-04T18:43:49Z")

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> \<snip\>  
> :dubious:
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> Seriously? Couple warm chocolate chip cookies jammed into a bowl of Häagen-Dazs doesn’t have the ring of God’s Truth in it?

Nope. Of course, I’m not a big fan of ice cream and things - I don’t like my baked goods getting all wet.

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