# I've got a HEMI

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 31, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588 "2005-01-31T13:41:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![velveeta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/13edae/32.png) [@velveeta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velveeta)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/1 "2005-01-31T13:41:54Z")

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I got a new 2005 Grand Cherokee last week. It has a 5.7 liter HEMI in it and does 0-60 in 7 seconds flat. It is truly awesome. That is all. 😃

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/2 "2005-01-31T13:43:50Z")

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I have a 1988 Jeep Cherokee with a 4.0 liter straight six. It does 0-60 in about 20 seconds. It truly sucks. That is all 😃

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**Author:** ![velveeta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/13edae/32.png) [@velveeta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velveeta)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/3 "2005-01-31T13:47:32Z")

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> [@Eleusis](#):
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> I have a 1988 Jeep Cherokee with a 4.0 liter straight six.

You should check out the new one. It has no resemblance to the last model at all. Completely redone and “Mercedes-ized” in a good way. The thing is rock solid on and off road and goes through deep snow like it’s on dry pavement. I haven’t heard a single squeek or rattle (which plagued the old Jeeps) and it’s dead quiet inside.

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/4 "2005-01-31T13:59:37Z")

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We had a GMC Jimmy that was given to us. I think it had a 5.7l in it but no HEMI. It handled like crap, was poorly designed, squeaked, rattled and creaked, but stomping on the gas made my balls tingle.

I can’t really intellectually justify having a vehicle with such a gas hogging engine, but I can see the appeal of it.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/5 "2005-01-31T14:10:28Z")

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That Is It! I’ve Have Had It!  
What The Heck Is A Hemi And What Is Soooooo Great About Them?

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/6 "2005-01-31T14:18:26Z")

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Y’r welcome!

More and better things to come. We’re doing more work on the Chrysler side of things, these days. But there’s been a lot of ergonomics and design crossover in the last few years.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/7 "2005-01-31T14:25:33Z")

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Well, it’s got a hemispherical combustion head. At the time (50s-60s), it did develop more power than some other engines. It’s a different way of doing certain things. Er. Where the gasoline explodes? It’s a hemisphere on top, and not flat. This lets you heat the fuel over the entire area of the hemisphere without cool spots, creating a stronger explosion every time you ignite it.

> **[How HEMI Engines Work](https://auto.howstuffworks.com/hemi.htm#pt2)**
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> Even if you don't know much about cars, the word "HEMI" might still mean something to you. It's become a synonym for big, powerful engines.

It’s not _just_ marketing gimmicks, but there are other ways to get more power, so in part, it is marketing gimmickry.

I like that advertisment with “What’re you hauling” It features a Mugen modified… is it a Z? Nice touch, such as it is. Mugen is roughly the equivalent to RUF or Calloway. for japanese cars.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/8 "2005-01-31T14:39:48Z")

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> [@velveeta](#):
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> You should check out the new one. It has no resemblance to the last model at all. Completely redone and “Mercedes-ized” in a good way. The thing is rock solid on and off road and goes through deep snow like it’s on dry pavement. I haven’t heard a single squeek or rattle (which plagued the old Jeeps) and it’s dead quiet inside.

I’m assuming you’re in Europe…the vehicle currently being sold in Europe as the Jeep Cherokee is called the Jeep Liberty in the US. The vehicle somewhat of a joke among hard-core Jeep drivers - independent suspension on a Jeep?!?. I’ve heard that the product team had to stack rocks to get the Liberty over the Rubicon Trail, and even then it came off with much more damage than is normal for a stock vehicle.

I’ve got a '97 Jeep Grand Cherokee, 5.2 liter V-8. I’ve never timed 0-60, but it’s got enough power to suit me.

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**Author:** ![velveeta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/13edae/32.png) [@velveeta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velveeta)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/9 "2005-01-31T15:25:08Z")

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> [@Jeep's Phoenix](#):
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> I’m assuming you’re in Europe…the vehicle currently being sold in Europe as the Jeep Cherokee is called the Jeep Liberty in the US. The vehicle somewhat of a joke among hard-core Jeep drivers - independent suspension on a Jeep?!?. I’ve heard that the product team had to stack rocks to get the Liberty over the Rubicon Trail, and even then it came off with much more damage than is normal for a stock vehicle.
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> I’ve got a '97 Jeep Grand Cherokee, 5.2 liter V-8. I’ve never timed 0-60, but it’s got enough power to suit me.

I’m not in Europe and this is definitely a [Grand Cherokee](http://www.jeep.com/grand_cherokee/). Yes it does have an IFS, but if you read the reviews, you’ll see it handles just fine offroad. It did win [Peterson’s 4x4 of the Year](http://4wheeloffroad.com/05_4xoty/) as well as a great review from Rockcrawler. You can keep your bone jarring solid axle, thanks anyway. I have a Wrangler TJ if I want to crawl over rocks.

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**Author:** ![velveeta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/13edae/32.png) [@velveeta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velveeta)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/10 "2005-01-31T15:28:58Z")

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**E-Sabbath** , I assume you work for Mercedes? Where’s the new Wrangler??? It needs an overhaul bad. 🙂

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**Author:** ![chaparralv8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@chaparralv8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaparralv8)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/11 "2005-01-31T15:29:27Z")

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> [@Eleusis](#):
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> I have a 1988 Jeep Cherokee with a 4.0 liter straight six. It does 0-60 in about 20 seconds. It truly sucks. That is all 😃

That’s a big six in a really light truck. If it’s running right, 0-60 should take less than eight seconds.

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/12 "2005-01-31T15:53:33Z")

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I know… I was exaggerating. But I’m scared to put it to the floor for fear the wheels will fall off.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/13 "2005-01-31T17:42:13Z")

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Touch me, Hurricane, spin me around with your touch…

I’d like to say that a new Wrangler’s coming out. I remember using the solid steel bumper of our old CJ as an impromptu bulldozer.

Good things are coming, and people know we need a new Wrangler. Let’s just hope our voices are heard.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/14 "2005-01-31T19:25:09Z")

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I thought the title said, “I’ve got a HEM!” and I was going to say, “Great! I hate dragging my pant cuffs in the slush.”

_wanders off…_

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-hemi/287588/15 "2005-01-31T19:37:10Z")

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I’ve got a Hemi… IN MY PANTS!  
That is all.
