# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/1 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")
[How do you say “We better get the hell out of here” in Finnish?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575142) [Holy shit, barnfire!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575052) Okay, so it’s not Finnish, but I think it makes a statement. ---
**Author:** ![gurujulp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba9def/32.png) [@gurujulp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gurujulp)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/2 "2010-08-20T16:51:36Z")
\*\*And now _I’ve_ got… well, I don’t. But my sister’s got a job! \*\* \*\*And now I got a job! \*\* \*\*I’ve got a new job. \*\* \*\*Astronaut kidnapping scheme \*\* \*\*Tell us about crazy/risky things you’ve done to make your life better. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/3 "2010-08-20T17:08:07Z")
**Astronaut kidnapping scheme Tell us about crazy/risky things you’ve done to make your life better.** How does kidnapping an astronaut make your life better? Do you demand a ransom from NASA to get him/her back? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/4 "2010-08-20T17:26:25Z")
\*\*I’ve got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! I’m jealous of all of people who’ve got jobs. \*\* 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/5 "2010-08-20T17:27:37Z")
**Today, I am a man. I just stupidly destroyed a pan.** Perpetuating the stereotype there, dude. Nice rhyme, though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/6 "2010-08-20T17:34:16Z")
**Yippy, I have a job…for a short while anyway… Easy way to de-stinkify cat crap?** If that’s your new job, then be glad it’s only for a short while! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/7 "2010-08-20T18:24:05Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > **Astronaut kidnapping scheme > Tell us about crazy/risky things you’ve done to make your life better.** > > How does kidnapping an astronaut make your life better? Do you demand a ransom from NASA to get him/her back? It’s a news story. The astronaut was going to kidnap her lover’s wife and do away with her. Then her lover would be free to marry and all would be rainbows and roses. Didn’t quite work out. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/8 "2010-08-20T18:27:18Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > > [@Nobody](#): > > > > **Astronaut kidnapping scheme > > Tell us about crazy/risky things you’ve done to make your life better.** > > > > How does kidnapping an astronaut make your life better? Do you demand a ransom from NASA to get him/her back? > > It’s a news story. The astronaut was going to kidnap her lover’s wife and do away with her. Then her lover would be free to marry and all would be rainbows and roses. Didn’t quite work out. Yeah, I remember that. The astronaut wore a diaper on the trip so she wouldn’t have to stop for bathroom breaks. ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/9 "2010-08-20T18:33:15Z")
_ **Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury** _ _ **How I set my testicles afire…share your dumb story** _ Somebody took Fahrenheit 451 a little too literally. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/10 "2010-08-20T19:35:03Z")
\*\*What can I do to make my finger less smelly? Specialist hand tool: 3/16" 4-point socket \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/11 "2010-08-20T19:56:38Z")
**Poll: disappointed in Obama? Know Someone Better ??? So… I’ve got this rapist cat.** I’ll take that as a yes. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/12 "2010-08-20T19:58:05Z")
Today I am a man. I had a “House” moment. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/13 "2010-08-21T06:33:31Z")
\*\*Sometimes when I wake up I think… I’ve got a job! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/14 "2010-08-21T10:44:49Z")
\*\*I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEE Opalcat I’m offering $5 for an “I love OpalCat” thread \*\* There’s nothing quite as charming as a sincere display of affection… for money. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/15 "2010-08-21T13:23:29Z")
**Sometimes when I wake up I think… I’m madly in love.** ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/16 "2010-08-21T13:40:02Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > **Today, I am a man. > I just stupidly destroyed a pan.** > > Perpetuating the stereotype there, dude. Nice rhyme, though. 😃 Second verse/same as the first **I just stupidly destroyed a pan.** **Any Dopers in Japan?** Sorry, dude, but no one’s going to take you in. The pan gestapo have a branch in Fukuoka. They will track you down wherever you hide. And the last sound you will hear before they throw you into a stinking pit to die will be the mockingly soft clink of the spatulas on their utility belts. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/17 "2010-08-21T15:22:25Z")
\*\* I’m madly in love. I love MeanOldLady \*\* \*\*Sometimes when I wake up I think… I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEE Opalcat \*\* \*\*I’m offering $5 for an “I love OpalCat” thread I’ve got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! \*\* The SDMB - making Dopers money since 2010. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/18 "2010-08-21T15:47:32Z")
**Poll: Would you consider dating someone with herpes? Ask the 35 Year Old who has for a year now (and counting) been Dating a Teenager** Smells like teen herpes. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/19 "2010-08-21T17:42:02Z")
**What do you watch on Christmas Day in the US? Movies with the same plot. Remakes of films by the same director** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/20 "2010-08-21T19:07:54Z")
**How do you say “We better get the hell out of here” in Finnish? “I need to shave the lawn” and other misspeakings** My Finnish needs some work. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=2)