# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/181 "2010-09-04T01:56:01Z")
\*\*Is it stupid to keep money… How I lost $2,000 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/182 "2010-09-04T03:54:11Z")
\*\*Man arrested for trying to take 95 boa constrictors on a plane! We’re getting a puppy!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/183 "2010-09-04T16:59:20Z")
\*\* Stop trying to convince me to buy a house! Want to save the economy, make being in debt easier!\*\* Alright then, sign me up! Here’s $5, I’ll owe you the rest. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/184 "2010-09-04T17:29:16Z")
\*\* What should we cook for dinner tonight? Prelude to “I Wouldn’t Touch It With A Ten Foot Poll”\*\* I vote for whole stuffed baby hippo, followed by [one of these selections](http://consumerist.com/2010/07/haggis-ice-cream-9-other-questionable-frozen-treats.html) for dessert. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/185 "2010-09-04T17:35:00Z")
**The Lake ate two more people yesterday… Where’s Boris Karloff or Vincent Price when you need em? Newslink** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/186 "2010-09-04T18:55:05Z")
**What do you have a great talent for and no interest in? Porn question I may regret asking** Sounds like you might get some very interesting answers. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/187 "2010-09-04T19:31:54Z")
\*\* Condensing photo size for easy e-mailing… Ford Made Hand Tools? \*\* Although you can reduce a photo’s size using a hacksaw and a belt sander, I’m not sure it works for e-mail. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/188 "2010-09-04T22:27:55Z")
**Why are you so quiet? My boy has forgotten how to talk** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/189 "2010-09-04T23:25:43Z")
\*\*Which is worse: death or suffering? Of COURSE I’ll give you my information! \*\* Man, this interrogation stuff is easy. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/190 "2010-09-05T01:53:36Z")
**Ladies, how aware of penises are you? Ask the 7th Grade Public School Teacher** This isn’t going to end well… ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/191 "2010-09-05T03:02:11Z")
\*\*Ladies, how aware of penises are you? I’ve always wanted one of these…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/192 "2010-09-05T07:40:51Z")
**Woman tries to break into boyfriend’s home by sliding down chimney - is found dead three days later Home invasions suck.** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/193 "2010-09-05T07:49:39Z")
**I hate forms (currently filling out passport forms) Dear paper: I HATE YOU** Somebody’s a wee bit grumpy today. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/194 "2010-09-05T16:13:51Z")
**Plantains just like bananas Ask the Librarian** It’s true. We have references on our shelves. I’ve read some, and it’s unclear whether this affinity is due to biological kinship or if plantains are naturally gregarious. Either way, plantains do seem to be especially fond of bananas. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/195 "2010-09-05T16:14:23Z")
\*\* Ask the Librarian Irish Whiskey help, please \*\* [ISBN 0312855966](http://www.worldcat.org/title/irish-whiskey-a-nuala-anne-mcgrail-novel/oclc/37721373) ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/196 "2010-09-05T18:38:15Z")
**Conspiracy theories Of COURSE I’ll give you my information!** Yeah, conspiracy theorists can’t keep it to themselves. **Porn question I may regret asking Poll: Ladies what do you think when you see a woman wearing seamed stockings in public?** Don’t hold back. Give us every juicy detail that goes through your head. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/197 "2010-09-05T19:46:28Z")
**Zombies and Vampires are dead. What’s the next movie monster? George Harrison** You’re not paying attention. Zombies are out. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/198 "2010-09-05T20:11:48Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **Plantains just like bananas > Ask the Librarian** Oook! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/199 "2010-09-05T23:10:35Z")
Oook! 😃 **I’m a former member returning What a nasty (and bizarre) way to die** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/200 "2010-09-05T23:42:05Z")
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