# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/201 "2010-09-06T01:18:39Z")
\*\* I’m a former member returning Ask the 7th Grade Public School Teacher Monday Monkey Post: A Very Monkey MMP Also a former member returning\*\* Wow, the monkey’s kicking the teacher’s ass in Great Debates. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/202 "2010-09-06T01:26:41Z")
**Ask the Librarian Monday Monkey Post: A Very Monkey MMP** OOOK!! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2010, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/203 "2010-09-06T01:31:47Z")
**I’m a former member returning Also a former member returning I’ve got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads!** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2010, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/204 "2010-09-06T05:30:32Z")
**This One’s for The Obama Loyalists, Pay Attention. “Jesus Died For Your Sins”. Please explain.** They can’t because Muslims don’t believe that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/205 "2010-09-06T18:16:19Z")
\*\*How Hard Is It To Groom A Long Haired Cat? Anyone Have Any Advice For Looking After a Three Legged Cat? \*\* You see, I just got this three-legged, long-haired cat… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2010, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/206 "2010-09-06T23:08:57Z")
\*\* Ladies, don’t let lax vaginal hygiene cost you that big promotion! Danger, danger, danger at the buffet\*\* But I thought the sneeze-guard was supposed to protect me… ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/207 "2010-09-07T02:16:18Z")
IMHO: **Vegetarians, how often do you have bowel movements?** **What have you done today that you’re proud of?** TMI! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/208 "2010-09-07T04:51:29Z")
**Electric shock arcade game Con someone explain electricity to me…in small words?** ---
**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/209 "2010-09-07T10:29:10Z")
Front page: Help the atheist teach his daughter about religion (IMHO) How do I get my daughter to adopt the work ethic? (MPSIMS) Well, yes, many religions have some sort of work ethic, but she might think you’re a hypocrite if you teach her about religion just to get her off the couch. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/210 "2010-09-07T15:02:58Z")
A Cafe Society threefer: \*\* Poll: So what’s your opinion of Stephen King? Zombies and Vampires are dead. What’s the next movie monster? Who is the modern heir to Stephen King’s position in pop culture? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/211 "2010-09-07T15:41:31Z")
\*\* My Divorce Saga I don’t like “d” words\*\* I can understand that… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/212 "2010-09-07T15:49:40Z")
Now it’s: \*\* I don’t like “d” words Danger, danger, danger at the buffet \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/213 "2010-09-07T15:59:24Z")
**Poll: So what’s your opinion of Stephen King? Funny, she doesn’t look Jewish** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/214 "2010-09-07T16:31:54Z")
\*\*Danger, danger, danger at the buffet I don’t like “d” words… I don’t like “d” words… My divorce saga\*\* ETA: Looks like I was beaten to the punch… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/215 "2010-09-07T17:21:53Z")
\*\* Finally! A Chick tract I could read all the way through. Danger, danger, danger at the buffet \*\* “Haw,haw,haw! Wait 'til they try the _Deviled Eggs_!” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/216 "2010-09-07T17:39:55Z")
\*\* Have you ever had sex with or in front of a larger group of people at a party or club? Negotiating Salary\*\* Okay, we’ll ask you again when they’ve put enough money on the table. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/217 "2010-09-07T18:33:36Z")
**To People Who Believe in Evolution and Not ID Ever bought or sold at a pawn shop?** Yeah, sold my Jesus and Buddha statues, used the money to buy more velvet Elvis paintings. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/218 "2010-09-07T18:55:39Z")
**So what is the “final solution”? "If you ignore the evilness, it’s hilarious"** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/219 "2010-09-07T19:19:14Z")
\*\*The worst things in the world Speed Bumps: Seriously - 1 MPH? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/220 "2010-09-07T19:28:53Z")
\*\* Can someone explain electricity to me…in small words? Electric shock arcade game \*\* Sure … Just grab these two handles, here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=12)