# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/221 "2010-09-07T20:51:28Z")
**Danger, danger, danger at the buffet Pet Rats** Thanks for the warning. I’ll be wary of the cheese tray. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/222 "2010-09-07T20:51:46Z")
**My mon is 77 and needs to start exercising. Any training suggestions? So I found this kitten…** The kitten toss is good aerobic activity for beginners. She can work her way up to cat tennis. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/223 "2010-09-07T22:27:39Z")
**For all you Erin Gray fans… The “I’ve seen Machete” thread (giant spoilers ahoy)** Funny, I never heard about her being in it, and IMDB doesn’t list her in it either. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/224 "2010-09-08T06:05:42Z")
**I can’t have a dog! Pet rats** They might make a good substitute. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/225 "2010-09-08T06:09:35Z")
\*\*Married Gay/Lesbian Doppers Secrets your parents left for you to discover when they died. \*\* Oh we knew. We knew. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/226 "2010-09-08T18:09:00Z")
**The worst things in the world Fucking motorcycles** Psst…you have to let the pipes cool, first. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/227 "2010-09-08T18:54:20Z")
**What’s the wisest thing anyone’s ever said to you? "If you ignore the Evilness, it’s hilarious."** “Walk placidly amidst the noise and haste, and ignore the Evilness - it’s hilarious.” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/228 "2010-09-08T21:51:26Z")
**Fifty Bucks??? H. L. Hunt Bankrolled JFK Assassination? Ever Heard of This?** No, but $50 sounds kind of cheap, even in the 60’s. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/229 "2010-09-08T22:03:57Z")
This one’s getting a lot of mileage: \*\*Why Were The Greek Gods So Nasty? “If you ignore the Evilness, it’s hilarious.” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/230 "2010-09-08T22:46:52Z")
**The kinda bullshit we deal with, or love your computer tech. Don’t flush tampons you moron!** The plumbers’ union ain’t gonna like this. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/231 "2010-09-08T22:57:50Z")
\*\* Poll: What Should Be the American National Anthem Tell Me About Your Ovarian Cyst(s)\*\* _Tell Me About Your Ovarian Cysts(s) If You’re Shy I Won’t Insist(s)_ That’s all I got right now. These lyrics are _hard_ (for the tune I’m leaning towards Tom Lehrer’s “Oedipus Rex”). ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/232 "2010-09-09T10:54:34Z")
IMHO: \*\* Have you ever had sex with or in front of a larger group of people at a party or club? \*\* **What have you done today that you’re proud of?** :eek: In my case the answers are “no”, and “nothing” respectively. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/233 "2010-09-09T12:31:19Z")
**What can you catch from the toilet seat? How long til insect death** If they’re dropping like flies merely from landing on the seat, it’s time for the industrial strength Lysol. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/234 "2010-09-09T14:42:56Z")
\*\* Should I pay off my mortgage? The “How Cheap Can You Get?” Thread \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/235 "2010-09-09T16:22:51Z")
**Ask the guy who just got a vasectomy. Ask the Chick Who’s Eight Months Pregnant** Ask 'em both about closing the stable door… ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/236 "2010-09-09T17:24:04Z")
\*\*I can’t have a dog! So I’m growing a beard.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/237 "2010-09-09T21:01:34Z")
**Question for “Gun Nuts” Should Barbaric Practices Be Stopped** You betcha. Ventilate those barbarians with an AK-47! That’s the ticket!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/238 "2010-09-10T13:14:18Z")
**Pinstriped pants with solid jacket? Why Are Muslims So Touchy?** They have a very well-developed fashion sense. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/239 "2010-09-10T14:12:13Z")
\*\* Question for “Gun Nuts” Egyptian Islamist Rebellion in 1990’s: Why did it fail? \*\* They didn’t have enough guns? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/240 "2010-09-10T14:53:19Z")
**Fidel Castro admits that communism doesn’t work. How Hard a Job was It To Be a King?** What, is that plan B? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=13)