# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/241 "2010-09-10T18:29:31Z")

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**Are you fat?  
Ask the Chick Who’s Eight Months Pregnant**

How rude!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/242 "2010-09-10T18:40:00Z")

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**Japan missing 230,000 people over 100 years old  
Ask the Chick Who’s Eight Months Pregnant**

This relentless snacking has got to stop.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/243 "2010-09-10T18:46:14Z")

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**How do wild animals avoid incest and inbreeding?  
agent and publicist**

Yeah, but you’ve gotta be a really upscale possum to afford an agent.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/244 "2010-09-10T23:20:19Z")

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**Question for “Gun Nuts”  
What causes you offence?**

Being called a gun nut! :💥: :💥: :💥:

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2010, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/245 "2010-09-11T03:13:42Z")

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\*\*Ask the guy who’s having frozen corn dogs for dinner

Take part in the most meaningless mass SDMB activity EVER, right here!\*\*

Yeah, that first thread pretty much qualifies :).

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/246 "2010-09-11T13:39:21Z")

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\*\*Describe the movie in five words, Take 3  
Can Tiger get it back? \*\*

If it’s a Winnie the Pooh movie, you misspelled “Tigger.”

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/247 "2010-09-11T15:56:34Z")

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\*\* What are Stephen King’s five best books/stories?

Clarkson and the Stig   
The Onion’s coverage of the 9/11 attacks  
The Best of all Possible Worlds \*\*

What are the other two?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/248 "2010-09-11T15:59:30Z")

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**Rant about my girlfriend and I sexual experience  
So this is what Medication feels like**

If it feels like Xanax, you need to read the manual again.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/249 "2010-09-11T16:51:09Z")

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\*\* I have been emboldened: what are some popcorn recipes?  
Does popcorn make you sleep better? \*\*

1 bottle of Tylenol PM added to 1 bucket of popcorn is a killer combination :eek:

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/250 "2010-09-11T17:07:54Z")

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A beaut from IMHO for the birthers…

\*\*I want to shake the president’s hand.

Why Are Muslims So Touchy?\*\*  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2010, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/251 "2010-09-12T03:28:54Z")

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\*\* Question for “Gun Nuts”  
Scary Vampire costumes?\*\*

Nah, I’m more likely to open fire on trick or treaters wearing Barney or Sesame Street costumes.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2010, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/252 "2010-09-12T10:39:47Z")

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From GQ:

**Who started religion?  
Weird thing in the sky**

Well, that’s a rather irreverent way of expressing the traditional view.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/253 "2010-09-12T20:30:13Z")

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**To the stupid jerk at the airport bar  
Don’t flush tampons you moron!**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/254 "2010-09-12T20:50:23Z")

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\*\* Question about headscarves in the Middle East.  
The “How Cheap Can You Get?” Thread\*\*

You can use those plastic supermarket bags, but it’ll piss off the mullahs.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/255 "2010-09-13T00:59:13Z")

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**Name the Old Movie  
the “oh! that’s what the song is about!” thread**

Uhm, not quiet.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/256 "2010-09-13T11:26:12Z")

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\*\* What is the term for this kind of effect?

Revirginization \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/257 "2010-09-13T13:11:24Z")

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\*\* Wireless streaming from PC to stereo- how?

Revirginization \*\*

I predict a great future in Sequential Threads for this “Revirginization”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/258 "2010-09-13T13:22:22Z")

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**Eating salt competitively  
What is the term for this kind of effect?  
Earthworm mass Suizide**

Um, make that Slug mass Suizide.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/259 "2010-09-13T13:47:09Z")

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\*\* The kinda bullshit we deal with, or love your computer tech.

Pro bono bullshit\*\*

So the kind you deal with is _Pro Bono_?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/260 "2010-09-13T14:26:44Z")

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\*\* Ask the guy in a perpetual state of readiness… for almost anything.  
The Glenn Beck/Sarah Palin 9-11 celebration  
Gas Explosion in San Bruno, CA. OMG.  
Here comes trouble! (No pic in OP) \*\*

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