# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/261 "2010-09-13T21:03:04Z")
I want to learn to play bagpipes. \*\*may\_be\_ignorant \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/262 "2010-09-13T23:00:38Z")
A rare ATMB sequential-thread combo: **’Is this food safe to eat’ threads Has anyone seen chowder?** ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/263 "2010-09-14T03:29:27Z")
\*\*Stupid Republican idea of the day Republicans have secret gay sex clubs for GOP congressmen and senators \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/264 "2010-09-14T09:30:41Z")
**What deity is the best for making human sacrifices too? iPod Touch 3rd Gen or 4th Gen?** No no no. You don’t sacrifice to the iPod Touch, you sacrifice to Steve Jobs. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/265 "2010-09-14T10:20:09Z")
_I can’t prove Dr. Pepper is made from the blood of children, but… I’ve received a jury summons for a trial with an estimated length of 6 weeks_\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/266 "2010-09-14T12:55:41Z")
\*\* What household/kitchen gadget will vastly improve my quality of life? What do you think of my new motorized toaster? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/267 "2010-09-14T13:04:55Z")
\*\* Ask the Woman who just had Lip Augmentation The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread\*\* Actually, I’m not sure of the optimal time in a relationship to tell the other person you have “augmented” lips. **Question for “Gun Nuts” Is it a good time to buy a house now in SoCal?** It’s a great time! Just remember, we don’t call it a “foyer”, it’s a “gun lobby”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/268 "2010-09-14T14:06:02Z")
\*\*Cuba Abandons Communism The Best of all Possible Worlds Supply Side Economists: how does this affect your view? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/269 "2010-09-14T14:09:27Z")
\*\* I’m cocky, pigheaded, conceited and priggish… Are you fat? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/270 "2010-09-14T15:53:32Z")
\*\*Rant about my girlfriend and I sexual experience Oddest thing I learned after moving in with her. \*\* Finding out earlier might have been smart… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/271 "2010-09-14T15:59:50Z")
\*\* Eating salt competitively Spectator heart attacks at NFL games \*\* Stop the fans from eating salt! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/272 "2010-09-14T17:25:25Z")
**The worst things in the world Fucking motorcycles** Well, the **loud** ones. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/273 "2010-09-14T17:30:23Z")
**Are you going to go to George W’s book signing? Guests not welcome.** Yep, that kind of logic is par for the course… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/274 "2010-09-14T18:51:00Z")
\*\*You have a Star Trek TOS Type 2 Phaser. What now? Making fish stock \*\* One of the less-used settings. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/275 "2010-09-14T19:31:31Z")
**Oh! I See You Have an Incomplete Fusion. . . Oddest thing I learned after moving in with her.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/276 "2010-09-14T20:05:25Z")
**Are soldiers still piped into battle? Constipation, fiber, peristalsis and stool softener…POO!** That’s _piped_ into battle, not pooped. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/277 "2010-09-14T20:43:34Z")
\*\*How sick do you have to be before you’re not horny? The Glenn Beck/Sarah Palin 9-11 celebration \*\* Well NOW I know. Next time I’m aroused and unable to get it on, I just have to imagine those two “celebrating.” ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/278 "2010-09-14T20:47:40Z")
**San Bruno natural gas explosion Constipation, fiber, peristalsis and stool softener…POO!** Investigators have determined the cause of the tragedy…somebody poured too much Senakot into the gas line. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/279 "2010-09-14T21:27:30Z")
\*\* I’m no longer a Jew. qpw3141, you are an idiot\*\* Does he have to return the gifts? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/280 "2010-09-15T02:32:03Z")
**Could a vampire get breast implants? What do you think of my new motorized toaster?** Wow, you’re…hot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=15)