# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/281 "2010-09-15T14:13:57Z")
\*\*Has Fuddrucker’s gone down in quality? Big Bang Theory fans: Penny has a broken leg \*\* You mean Cheesecake Factory ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/282 "2010-09-15T14:45:39Z")
\*\*Whatever happened to jingles? The Magical Negro \*\* Jingles the Magic Negro? Now that’s not right. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/283 "2010-09-15T16:57:33Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*Whatever happened to jingles? > The Magical Negro \*\* > > Jingles the Magic Negro? Now that’s not right. Sure it is, if you’re talking about Stephen King’s “The Green Mile.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/284 "2010-09-15T19:56:49Z")
\*\*Help me learn about the homeless Pick your house \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/285 "2010-09-15T20:37:16Z")
**Ask the guy who’s been an SDMB board member for 10 years today Ask the Person Who Did Win Something Like the Lottery** Second prize: 20 years on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/286 "2010-09-16T07:09:50Z")
**Question for “Gun Nuts” Poll: Do you "Suffer Fools Lightly?"** :eek: I really hope the answer is yes. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/287 "2010-09-16T12:50:59Z")
\*\*Would it be legal to sell your own sperm? Grammar question: “my dad” or “my father?” \*\* Probably “my father” if you didn’t really know him. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/288 "2010-09-16T13:43:03Z")
**Could a vampire use a touch panel smartphone? Could a vampire get breast implants? My baby might have hydrocephalus** Could a vampire fix that? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/289 "2010-09-16T14:25:43Z")
\*\*Houses for $1 Does This Weird Store Chain Still Exist? \*\* Now THAT is a true dollar store! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/290 "2010-09-16T14:28:35Z")
\*\* And the award for clunkiest movie title goes to… Why do none of my sport coats have tags? \*\* The Cohen brothers wouldn’t touch that one with a ten foot pole. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/291 "2010-09-16T16:13:29Z")
\*\*Your favorite kind of porn contains the following: Gift ideas for 14 year old boy Your Child as your FB Profile Pic \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/292 "2010-09-16T16:40:44Z")
**Your favorite kind of porn contains the following: Your favorite men’s dress shoes** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/293 "2010-09-16T16:58:35Z")
**Breaking the news that I’m living in sin to my super conservative parents How To Screw Up Royally** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/294 "2010-09-16T19:02:07Z")
\*\*How does one use a condom incorrectly? Do Musicians Get Electrocuted These Days? \*\* My god, what are they doing with them? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/295 "2010-09-16T19:07:32Z")
\*\*So who are the great storytellers? The Magical Negro \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/296 "2010-09-16T19:14:20Z")
**Men: What’s your penis, (and other penises for that matter), to you? First Contact Scenario** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/297 "2010-09-16T21:45:42Z")
\*\* And the award for clunkiest movie title goes to… Best story in Stephen King’s Skeleton Crew\*\* I think calling it “The Mist” was a better way to go. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/298 "2010-09-17T03:15:51Z")
**My Cat’s Ear is Swollen Fun Stuff to do With a Laser Pointer** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/299 "2010-09-17T04:13:34Z")
**I need to face my parent’s mortality Could a vampire get breast implants?** “No, Mom; first you die, then you get the implants after you look young and pretty again!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/300 "2010-09-17T11:28:36Z")
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