# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/301 "2010-09-17T14:09:17Z")

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\*\* Best way to get revenge on a food thief?

Betty White and Komodo dragons. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/302 "2010-09-17T17:04:14Z")

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\*\*Features you’d want on your dream car?  
Birth control and age \*\*

Get a 1986 K-Car. It’s old and will garauntee that you never get laid.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/303 "2010-09-17T18:03:28Z")

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\*\*Are band names subject to copyright and trademark law?  
Pregnancy Nausea  
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Hardcore band, right?

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/304 "2010-09-17T18:15:20Z")

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**I’ve never seen any Godfather movie. What am I missing?  
Pie**

Really? So they’re just an advertisement for the pizza place, then?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/305 "2010-09-17T18:26:00Z")

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\*\*B&H Megastore — what the fuck kind of way to run a store is this??  
I’m no longer a Jew.  
\*\*  
Hey, you really ARE touchy about the Yom Kippur thing!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/306 "2010-09-17T19:15:59Z")

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From CNN’s home page:

**What to do when body parts fall off  
Lady Liberty’s nose and other icons for sale**

I hear her arm is about to fall off, too!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/307 "2010-09-18T05:27:17Z")

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**And the award for clunkiest movie title goes to…  
I’m Still here - Joaquin Phoenix**

It’s not a bad title at all.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/308 "2010-09-18T06:48:37Z")

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\*\* Raising a Psychopath (blog)  
I’m a troll  
Little mysteries at your house\*\*

Hey, what happened to the Jehovah’s Witness lady?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/309 "2010-09-18T09:29:06Z")

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**Raising a Psychopath (blog)  
I’m a troll**

Well duh!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/310 "2010-09-18T09:35:03Z")

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**How To Screw Up Royally  
Ask the “crazy” settler**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/311 "2010-09-18T16:54:17Z")

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\*\* What makes a hotdog?  
Very, heavy, sensative, fearful subject [connection between molestation as a child and pedophilia]\*\*

Uh, to paraphrase Sigmund Freud, sometimes a hotdog is just a hotdog.

\*\* Question about a bearded lady/hermaphrodite  
how common is knowing a great-great grandparent?\*\*

Great-great-grandpa, we hardly knew ye.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/312 "2010-09-18T20:34:48Z")

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**Tell me about your bitterly disappointing family  
Raising a Psychopath (blog)**

“I used to dream that little Jimmy would grow up to be a surgeon. Well, at least he does like knives.”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/313 "2010-09-18T22:03:40Z")

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**The Pope says I’m a Nazi - or Godwin in one step  
Why do you insist on making rude, unsolicited comments on my lunch?**

It’s _your_ fault for taking that braunschweiger and sauerkraut sandwich into the confession booth.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/314 "2010-09-19T15:47:15Z")

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\*\* Lethal injection - always IV?  
I keep kosher. Can I eat Mr. Tumnus?\*\*

I don’t like where this is going.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/315 "2010-09-20T00:52:04Z")

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\*\*Phrases you hate  
Suck My Tar Balls Through Your Vuvuzela - SDMB Poker - Q3, 2010  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/316 "2010-09-20T11:30:15Z")

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\*\* Your favorite kind of porn contains the following:

Who Had The Best Bust You Have Seen?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/317 "2010-09-20T14:36:12Z")

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\*\*Should I accept this money?  
Pro bono bullshit  
\*\*  
I don’t think it means what you think it means.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/318 "2010-09-20T17:18:15Z")

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**If Hillary Clinton randomly walked into my office…  
How early or late would you start packing to move?**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/319 "2010-09-20T17:31:10Z")

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\*\*Oh those wacky Californians!  
SoCal Dopefest in October? \*\*

Dopers are so wacky.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/320 "2010-09-20T17:54:31Z")

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**Expected wedding invitation not received, what would you do?  
Close friend just got engaged…**

If they just got engaged, I’d probably have a little patience.

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