# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/321 "2010-09-20T19:03:44Z")
\*\*What are those iron fixtures on some medieval buildings ? Low flush toilets \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/322 "2010-09-20T19:54:39Z")
**Why do you insist on making rude, unsolicited comments on my lunch? Because thinking about how much you hate your coworkers on the weekend is productive.** “Hi Bob, this is Crystal. I’ll bet your lunch sucks. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Bye.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/323 "2010-09-20T19:54:42Z")
\*\*The Rhinoceros Is Sneaking Up and Dancing on the Baby Mixed-Up Metaphors \*\* Along with the bath water. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/324 "2010-09-21T15:10:07Z")
\*\*How you doin’: the Doper romance thread. And so I’ll be single again…(kinda long, sorry) \*\* Yeah, even Dopers think that a Joey Tribbiani-inspired pickup line is lame … ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/325 "2010-09-21T17:04:40Z")
\*\* Who Had The Best Bust You Have Seen? Gift ideas for 14 year old boy \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/326 "2010-09-21T17:40:35Z")
**Sexual relations pre-divorce…bad title… And so I’ll be single again…(kinda long, sorry)** Today, children, we’re going to look at _cause and effect._ Let’s start with an example… ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/327 "2010-09-21T17:42:23Z")
**As God is my witness, I believed mice could fly Well, at least I don’t have to spend 4 years struggling to keep a 4.0** Doesn’t sound like Biology was your thing, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/328 "2010-09-21T17:47:04Z")
\*\*What Would The Anti-Stimulus-ers Have Preferred? Value/Attributes of a soul. Why someone would want another’s soul… \*\* Because they’re vampirrrrreeeessss… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/329 "2010-09-21T18:42:48Z")
**What Would The Anti-Stimulus-ers Have Preferred? The Best of all Possible Worlds** I think we all would have preferred that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/330 "2010-09-22T01:10:27Z")
**What are your kids going as for Halloween? Passive-aggressive Portland** Sorry, [it’s been done](http://www.gravestmor.com/wp/archives/2005/11/14/carparch/). ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/331 "2010-09-22T01:56:54Z")
\*\* Why we need the metric system Who Had The Best Bust You Have Seen?\*\* In the metric system a 40-inch bust measures 1000 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/332 "2010-09-22T03:56:51Z")
\*\* I’m going to grad school!!!..Crap! Now what? It’s Snake! On a toilet seat!\*\* And it wants your notes! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/333 "2010-09-22T08:02:10Z")
**As God is my witness, I believed mice could fly Waiting for Bob: A placeholder MMP** Common Bob, you’d better start flying or else you’ll splatter on the pavement. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/334 "2010-09-22T12:17:00Z")
\*\*Massage therapist dad massages his kid:Benign? Close friend just got engaged… \*\* The Woody Allen story! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/335 "2010-09-22T13:39:41Z")
\*\* Quiuck! Think of a doper. Who did you think of? Too many email addresses \*\* Youve got all our email addresses memorized? GET A LIFE! \*\* My name is komolono - I’m an alcoholic Is a bottle of wine per night gonna destroy my liver? \*\* Best. Sequential. Threads. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/336 "2010-09-22T13:48:20Z")
\*\* Ronnie O’Sullivan 147 today (snooker) The Celebrity Death Pool 2010 \*\* If he dies and you had him in the Death Pool, you owe us 47 points. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/337 "2010-09-22T17:56:46Z")
\*\* Dress up Lady GaGa Will Lady Gaga be “relevant” a year from now? \*\* Depends on how you dress her. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/338 "2010-09-22T20:29:20Z")
\*\* Christine O’Donnell has replaced Palin in my heart of hearts… (Multi-page thread 1 2) Sometimes I Shake My Head \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/339 "2010-09-22T22:29:18Z")
**Happy 63rd Birthday, United States Air Force! Quiuck! Think of a doper. Who did you think of?** I was gonna say **Airman Doors, USAF** , but I got distracted thinking that “Quiuck” is the sound a guinea pig makes. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/340 "2010-09-22T23:36:35Z")
\*\* Why does semen sting the eyes How do I get these stains off my driveway??\*\* And will they pan-fry in the summer? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=18)