# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/361 "2010-09-27T13:50:15Z")

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\*\* Why is John Boehner orange?

Poll: We find life on Mars - do you care? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2010, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/362 "2010-09-27T14:58:01Z")

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\*\*I’ve got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads!  
Autumnal Sequinox: 2010 \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/363 "2010-09-27T18:01:02Z")

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\*\*The Cat in the Hat and all of that. A tribute to a son  
Miscreant dyes cat pink  
Quartz Today 09:47 AM  
You know what I hate?  
So I bought a CueCat today… \*\*

Is the answer to #3 Cat Threads?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/364 "2010-09-28T04:54:50Z")

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**Having sex with a one legged woman…  
masters in computer science scenario - get in with BA?**

If she’s really hot, you’ll need a PhD.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/365 "2010-09-28T12:15:02Z")

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\*\* Help me convince my wife to name our hypothetical son “Lester.”

What baby names do you like? \*\*

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/366 "2010-09-28T14:45:08Z")

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**Engaged to Paul In Qatar**  
SkyBlueKayak

**I am Getting Married**  
Paul in Qatar

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/367 "2010-09-28T14:49:56Z")

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\*\*What kind of geek are you?  
Ultimate Nerd: USB powered gloves \*\*

That answers that question …

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/368 "2010-09-28T15:32:09Z")

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\*\* Save Middle-earth on the cheap.

Wall Street Too \*\*

No, I’m going to save Merry and Pippin, but Gordon’s gonna have to look out for himself.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/369 "2010-09-28T17:24:43Z")

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\*\* Having sex with a one legged woman…  
Who was the worst pirate?\*\*

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/370 "2010-09-28T18:23:33Z")

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From New Posts…

\*\*A question for those who lean left…  
What happens after a long prison sentence (fast answers not necessary) \*\*

You betcha.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/371 "2010-09-28T19:42:01Z")

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\*\* aliens? please debunk

Are there trekkies that are conversationaly fluent in Klingon? \*\*

You can debunk Aliens without having to know Klingon

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/372 "2010-09-29T00:03:42Z")

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\*\* Stop murdering babies, you anti-vax morons!

You’re not a moron anymore! How inspiring.  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/373 "2010-09-29T00:12:49Z")

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**Oxycodone- is it a big deal?  
You Are A Drug Dealer (Illegal): Do You Advertise It?**

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/374 "2010-09-29T02:59:46Z")

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MPSIMS:

**Man has simulated sex with giant plastic dinosaur; gets deported. Newslink**

\*\* I have turned 3 lesbians straight\*\*

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/375 "2010-09-29T09:24:36Z")

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**Having sex with one legged woman  
Electricity generated**

I’m not sure whether to go with:

1. “Now that’s what I call a renewable energy source!”

or

1. “For God’s sake, man, use more lube!”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/376 "2010-09-29T13:23:09Z")

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\*\* What are the words to “Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts.”

What are your unsanitary habits?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/377 "2010-09-29T17:18:59Z")

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\*\*Singer-songwriters who popularized a song written by another singer-songwriter:  
Do other countries have a song equivalent to “100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall”? \*\*

And who covered it?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/378 "2010-09-30T02:02:37Z")

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**You can take Gideon Bibles from hotel rooms, but what about this?  
Would you attend a world wide dope-fest?**

Not with just a Gideon Bible to protect me.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/379 "2010-09-30T11:20:13Z")

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\*\* The magnets made me do it!

Engaged to Paul In Qatar \*\*

Clever guy, that Paul.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/380 "2010-09-30T14:10:13Z")

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\*\* I have turned 3 lesbians straight  
No, I don’t want to watch a frigging video \*\*

Ye Gads, NO!

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