# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/21 "2010-08-21T19:48:40Z")
\*\*How do you say “We better get the hell out of here” in Finnish? Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/22 "2010-08-21T21:05:08Z")
**Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury I’m madly in love.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/23 "2010-08-21T21:17:56Z")
**What can I do to make my finger less smelly? What if I stole something from North Korea?** Why bother, when you can steal soap in this country? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/24 "2010-08-21T21:21:53Z")
In IMHO: \*\*What do you do with your dead animals? vibrators and sex \*\* :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/25 "2010-08-21T21:43:54Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > In IMHO: > > \*\*What do you do with your dead animals? > vibrators and sex \*\* > > :eek: :eek: :eek: That’s hilarious. And much better than what I’m about to post. **Anyone Here Been To Death Valley Odd name for a kids theme park** I don’t know. A Death Valley themed kids park might be kind of cool if done right. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/26 "2010-08-22T01:55:58Z")
\*\*Sometimes when I wake up I think… I am a Communist. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/27 "2010-08-22T04:02:52Z")
**What have you done that you’d advise others not to do? Ask the 35 Year Old who has for a year now (and counting) been Dating a Teenager** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/28 "2010-08-22T04:37:58Z")
Not sequential, but still funny - **I think we almost got hit by lightning today** Last poster - **What’s That Smell?** Is it burnt hair? Roast pork? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/29 "2010-08-22T06:37:37Z")
**I am a Communist. I love MeanOldLady** Sort of like Big Brother, but worse tempered? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/30 "2010-08-22T07:59:00Z")
**A penis question? How long do you have to name your child?** There’s a joke in there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/31 "2010-08-22T17:44:36Z")
\*\*I must stop looking at crotches My photo gallery (work in progress) \*\* I’ll be in my bunk. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/32 "2010-08-22T18:09:45Z")
**I got a blowjob! Shitty ass apartment** I can see where you’d rather have a dishwasher. ---
**Author:** ![Saitou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Saitou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saitou)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/33 "2010-08-22T18:19:27Z")
\*\*Catering on a budget What do you do with your dead animals? \*\* …would you like a Canapé… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/34 "2010-08-22T18:19:44Z")
**Has an ardent conspiracy theorist ever been dissuaded? Can someone explain me gravity?** Oh, please. You don’t really believe in gravity, do you? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/35 "2010-08-22T21:56:08Z")
**Special fx: best car hitting pedestrian scene Teach me how to make soup!** Start with one macerated human being… ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/36 "2010-08-22T22:40:49Z")
\*\*News Flash: Obama not Muslim! Can someone explain me Gravity\*\* Eh, maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/37 "2010-08-23T01:56:11Z")
\*\*I pose for one stupid photo, and THIS happens. I’ve got a new job. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/38 "2010-08-23T04:17:58Z")
\*\* I must stop looking at crotches I am a Communist. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/39 "2010-08-23T10:47:50Z")
**I am a Communist. Yeah, I’m pretty much an idiot, yes?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/40 "2010-08-23T17:36:44Z")
\*\*Unusual medical procedures you’ve had or will have I must stop looking at crotches \*\* “But the doctor said I should have it looked at…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=3)