# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/41 "2010-08-23T18:33:53Z")
**Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex 60-Mile Traffic Jam in China** I’m still trying to figure out how the traffic jam and China relate to penis and vagina, but it sure sounds dirty! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/42 "2010-08-23T18:51:04Z")
\*\* I Love OpalCat Cat Calming Collars…do they work? (need answer fast!) \*\* Do they work on OpalCat? Do they work better than Love? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/43 "2010-08-23T20:19:27Z")
**Constipation. Help me out, folks… 60-Mile Traffic Jam in China** We’re sending in planes to spray the area with Miralax. Things should be moving freely in no time. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/44 "2010-08-24T07:55:58Z")
**What’s the etiquette for “Safe Sex” discussion? Alone, and lots of vacation time** ---
**Author:** ![multimediac17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@multimediac17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/multimediac17)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/45 "2010-08-24T08:08:29Z")
**Easy way to de-stinkify cat crap? Dopers helping other Dopers in bad times** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/46 "2010-08-24T08:23:08Z")
**Amazing 100 MPH crash video captured on police dash camera 60-Mile Traffic Jam in China** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/47 "2010-08-24T17:15:04Z")
\*\*Chilian miners alive and trapped for 4 months Take part in the most meaningless mass SDMB activity EVER, right here! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/48 "2010-08-24T17:48:23Z")
\*\*Save a life by maiming someone? Whats up with child rearing today? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/49 "2010-08-24T20:06:49Z")
\*\*A Special Manly MMP Chilian miners alive and trapped for 4 months \*\* Takes some cojones to stay alive despite being trapped in a mine for 4 months … **Sometimes when I wake up I think… SE Michigan Dopefest?** YEAH! (Wait, I’m not in SE Michigan! No!) (Separated by 2): **24 hours with your mother set to music I’m Authorizing Mom Into Palliative Care Tomorrow Morning** ---
**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/50 "2010-08-24T20:12:02Z")
\*\*A Special Manly MMP “Dad, do you have the strap on?” I pose for one stupid photo, and THIS happens. Help me come up with a roller derby name!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Rahne\_McCloud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@Rahne\_McCloud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rahne_McCloud)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/51 "2010-08-24T20:28:13Z")
Living Through History I am a Communist. ---
**Author:** ![Rahne\_McCloud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@Rahne\_McCloud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rahne_McCloud)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/52 "2010-08-24T20:36:02Z")
**Chilean Miners Trapped For 4 Months** **The Earl Grey Horror** ---
**Author:** ![Rahne\_McCloud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@Rahne\_McCloud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rahne_McCloud)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/53 "2010-08-24T20:53:39Z")
**The Earl Grey Horror Kurt and Amy see it…** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/54 "2010-08-24T21:44:46Z")
**Monopoly Money Question? "Dad, do you have the strap on?"** No, that’s a _real_ money question. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/55 "2010-08-24T22:59:48Z")
**Why does my girlfriend spend so much time here Tempurpedic mattresses?** Yup. For every 1,000 posts you make you get a free mattress. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/56 "2010-08-24T23:10:21Z")
**Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex "Dad, do you have the strap on?"** :eek: A couple of adjectives come to mind. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/57 "2010-08-25T00:25:42Z")
**Broken heart, crushed dreams I must stop looking at crotches** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/58 "2010-08-25T14:26:35Z")
**Poor planning for world conquest I am a Communist.** Yeah, I hear that didn’t work out too well. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/59 "2010-08-25T15:31:27Z")
**The Truth Is We Are All Animals, so… Fox News deliberately destroying America** How dare they! Let’s eat them. **Woman pets cat, drops it in wheelie bin, walks off I Love OpalCat** So you’re the one who rescues her from the bin? **I may be looking for a new job soon! Giant house spider** [Bela Lugosi]_“The transformation process is quite painless, I assure you.”_[/Bela Lugosi] ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/60 "2010-08-25T15:56:27Z")
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