# I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884 "2010-08-20T16:42:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/61 "2010-08-25T16:06:26Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > **Why does my girlfriend spend so much time here > Tempurpedic mattresses?** > > Yup. For every 1,000 posts you make you get a free mattress. Well, what a serendipitous post to reply to for my 1,000th post\*! So, is my matress going to be emailed to me or what? \*note: not celebrating a round number or post padding or anything, but the coincidence was too good to pass up. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/62 "2010-08-25T16:55:47Z")
**Shirley Ujest is spamming me. My whole life is a tragedy** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/63 "2010-08-25T18:15:30Z")
**These ice cream trucks are using phasers to vaporize this child. Poor planning for world conquest** I’ll say. We need to think a little bigger, people. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/64 "2010-08-25T18:37:19Z")
> [@dhkendall](#): > > > [@Nobody](#): > > > > **Why does my girlfriend spend so much time here > > Tempurpedic mattresses?** > > > > Yup. For every 1,000 posts you make you get a free mattress. > > Well, what a serendipitous post to reply to for my 1,000th post\*! So, is my matress going to be emailed to me or what? > > \*note: not celebrating a round number or post padding or anything, but the coincidence was too good to pass up. E-mailed. Ha! Don’t be silly. The SDMB teleports the mattresses directly into your home. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/65 "2010-08-25T18:43:50Z")
\*\* Giant Spiky Things Welcome Drivers to Iowa Racism in Iowa State Fair \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/66 "2010-08-25T19:24:22Z")
**Ask the Man Who Had a Colonoscopy - the Sequel A Special Manly MMP** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/67 "2010-08-25T20:28:35Z")
\*\*Do you have any "fart "skills ? The most “bad ass” act you have witnessed? \*\* Shouldn’t that be “Bad ‘Ass-Act?’” ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/68 "2010-08-25T20:29:06Z")
**The Bad Astronomer has a new TV show Poor planning for world conquest** That’s not his show, but it could be a pretty cool show. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/69 "2010-08-25T20:47:38Z")
\*\* Do you have any "fart "skills ? How to respond to an inappropriate question? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/70 "2010-08-25T21:25:39Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > > [@dhkendall](#): > > > > Well, what a serendipitous post to reply to for my 1,000th post\*! So, is my matress going to be emailed to me or what? > > > > \*note: not celebrating a round number or post padding or anything, but the coincidence was too good to pass up. > > E-mailed. Ha! Don’t be silly. > The SDMB teleports the mattresses directly into your home. Well _that_ explains the buzzing sound followed by a mattress landing on my dining room table today! Really, y’all need to work on your aim. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/71 "2010-08-25T21:35:52Z")
**Why has most Discussion Boards dried up? Minorities use Cell Phones More?** Um, that’s probably not the reason. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/72 "2010-08-25T22:59:17Z")
> [@dhkendall](#): > > > [@Nobody](#): > > > > E-mailed. Ha! Don’t be silly. > > The SDMB teleports the mattresses directly into your home. > > Well _that_ explains the buzzing sound followed by a mattress landing on my dining room table today! Really, y’all need to work on your aim. Please direct all complaints to Ed Zotti. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/73 "2010-08-26T01:54:21Z")
**Raising a Psychopath (blog) Poor planning for world conquest** It will probably take a psychopath to rule the world, but then being a psychopath, you probably won’t be able to control him. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/74 "2010-08-26T02:15:45Z")
\*\*NYC cabbie stabbed for being Muslim. How do we fight illuminati like this? \*\* Exactly! Stop stabbing the Muslim cabbies and start stabbing the Illuminati ones already, jeez! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/75 "2010-08-26T03:42:12Z")
\*\* Amazing swimming pool in Singapore Spider Takeover\*\* All doing the backstroke? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/76 "2010-08-26T03:57:25Z")
\*\* Giant Spiky Things Welcome Drivers to Iowa Ask the Man Who Had a Colonoscopy - the Sequel\*\* Proposed new board policy - it is forbidden to mention giant spiky things in the general vicinity of _anything_ having to do with a colonoscopy. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/77 "2010-08-26T14:03:31Z")
I’ve been waiting for this pairing to go sequential. it finally has: \*\* Spider Takeover Giant house spider \*\* It’s MST3K’s _Giant Spider Invasion_!! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/78 "2010-08-26T17:20:32Z")
And now it’s… **Poor planning for world conquest Spider Takeover Giant house spider** Actually, giant house spiders seem like a good first step, but when does the “profit!” come in? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/79 "2010-08-26T19:18:16Z")
\*\*Sometimes people don’t get the bloody obvious Doctors remove 23kg tumour from patient \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884/80 "2010-08-26T19:42:10Z")
**Advice for a new hire Tell me about this “flirting” thing** \*\*Doctors remove 23kg tumour from patient New Doper Babies, check in! \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ive-got-a-new-job-posting-sequential-threads/550884.md?page=5)